Ken 🏳️‍🌈

Everyone puts plastic bags inside other plastic bags, re-uses Country Crock or whatever plastic tubs to store leftovers, and puts the letter "S" on the end of store names!! Do you really think that only people in "American Region X" do those things??

The news has been so upsetting that i have only been able to focus on security blanket type stuff like my favorite reality tv shows. Let's see if I can go through my newsfeed here, for the first time in like 10 months, without having an anxiety attack

Ian McKellen has not won an Academy Award

No one has given me the Survivor card game for my birthday, so clearly I am very unloved

The Amazing Race season 5 is in the top 3 best seasons of reality tv - ever.

Brandy in 1996:

Let's not get carried away

You had me at Weehawken

Obsessed with the idea that someone might say "gay" when they mean "corrupt "

Genuinely excited to see Emilia Perez at this point. Everything I've seen so far makes it look like the Bohemian Rhapsody of Crashes.

This was my first thought, and it's like SO OBVIOUS

I thought this said Bathhouse Farms

It's a weird chain of events, but somehow tonight i broke a glass very spectacularly, and, in trying to clean it up, I got mayonnaise all over the kitchen

It was insane

Donkey Kong Country implies the existence of Donkey Kong Adult Contemporary

This is the most passive-aggressive name for a product I have ever seen

fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things:
1) "nah, I'm not doing that"
2) "nah, you're not doing that"

a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one

She may have been placed on the Villains tribe, but to me Jerri will always be a hero. End that bigot, Queen.

#Survivor

18 year olds need to quit dancing and lip syncing and do something important and dignified like having 18000 Simpsons screengrabs saved on their phone that they interpret all current events through the lens of

[whispering to date while watching Nightbitch when Nightbitch first appears on the screen] That’s Nightbitch

You're very brave yo admit that you (also) still listen to the radio

Thank you for this. He came up earlier in conversation, but we had to settle for "the guy who was on that show Wings"

The folks in line at the Fred meyer pharmacy are weirding me tf out. Why do I feel like I am going to be delayed in line by someone arguing with the pharmacist

For my birthday this year I am getting antidepressants for the first time and a new season of the Traitors #selfcare

This is nuanced

That's like appreciating a bully's audacity

The sonnets line was particularly egregious

This should be a TOS violation

Me as a total asshole voting for Nader in 2000