Janie

matching energy is hot as fuck

she had an
antique coffin nail
hanging from a chain around her neck, and a wild look in her eye…

Kinda.. you? 🤗

🥰

find someone that sees you for the fucked up weirdo you really are and loves you anyway

Feed me a live grenade, but sensually.

😉

shall we do naked hugs, but like as friends?

I’m writing a book.

So far I’ve gotten the page numbers
done.

I might not be athletic, slim, or stylish but at least I forgot where I was going with this.

shout "out" to people who stick around too long at your house

My only viral moment is getting
sneezed on by a toddler.

I'm doing one of those unboxing videos but the twist is I'm removing my brain from my skull.

I once slept with a client’s mother so my boss fired me, which really sucked because I loved working at that funeral home.

Brain: Okay let’s do it. Let’s sleep.

Anxiety: Hey! Remember that one Monday in August 2019 when a security guard finished patting you down and said “you’re good to go” and you replied “you too.”?

I’m still a badass, I say to myself as I increase the font size on my iPhone to its largest level.

😂😂😉

🥰

The good kinda weird though 🫶🏼

Oh hey 🫶🏼