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@alprazosam

pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.

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The new GLP products are getting out of hand. And the damn coupons. Plus Drs are just telling patients they are cash price when they still need a coupon! Wegovy tabs are $1000, you need a coupon to get the discount.

11.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Would my husband notice if I replaced our current living room rug with this one? πŸ€”

11.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I severely over estimated how much time it would take to get coffee before my hair appt so I’ve already been chilling for 15 minutes and I still have another 20 minutes πŸ₯²

11.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read that the gas is good cause it’s forming the good bacteria or whatever but omg it’s just a constant stream πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it!! Summer is coming!

10.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been taking fiber supplements cause I’m afraid of getting colon cancer at 35 and omg the toots πŸ’¨

10.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pens win in overtime! πŸ’›πŸ–€

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: did you get cold medicine while you were at the grocery store?

Him: no you’re a pharmacist don’t you have all that stuff?

Me: no, I never get sick. And if I supposedly have cold medicine in the house why haven’t you looked for it and taken some??

Why are men πŸ™„

08.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a tiny baby yet he takes up the entire bed 🧑

07.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not going to be treated like a child for doing my job and doing it well just because one day didn’t meet your standards

06.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really holding in some not nice words for my rxm right now. Hooo boy it’s hard. I will not be guilt tripped into thinking we sucked at our jobs today.

06.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cause this dude is so much better πŸ™„

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s lots of things he can do. My husband has a similar degree and he is the finance manager at a type of trade school run by the government. Before that he did accounting for a few small local companies. But didn’t love the accounting part.

04.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what I put up with all day 😼

04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was so disgusting. Gross men celebrating the work of their small dixks. They have absolutely no idea what they’re doing.

04.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watch this servers tiktoks and she always asks β€œare we on earth today?” when she tells crazy stories of her customers.
And I am also asking, are we on earth today? Cause holy fuck with the way people are driving today I’m not sure.

04.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He literally just said something about fake news. And it’s just and endless slew of how they love killing people and how much better we are. I fucking hate it here.

04.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude fuck that guy so much. We were so excited he was elected but he has absolutely screwed Pennsylvania.

04.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it also says 1/2 cent. So it’s definitely not real

02.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just said F as in Sam to spell a name phonetically.
Perhaps Monday morning is just not for me ☠️

02.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, hi πŸ‘‹πŸ»

02.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc I hate these people. But also lmao that’s ugly AF!

02.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LFG SHUTOUT πŸ’›πŸ–€

01.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr Rogers Day at the Pens game!

01.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I spent $50 on 2 alcoholic bevs at the Pens game. And I may buy another one.

01.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the first 5 mins of Memory of a Killer Patrick Dempseys character says he needs to go to Rochester for the day. He lives outside of NYC. That’s a 5 hour trip minimum one way. The math ain’t mathin.
Spoiler alert: He doesn’t actually go to Rochester.

01.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Uninvited dinner guest 🧑

01.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t watched Greys in years but I saw the clip πŸ’”

28.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

28.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0