jumiber j. jellyfeesh ✨🌈🦄

i love that we have turned into crazy squirrel people lmao

does he know that butts can’t do that?

ugh yeah that’s gross! stay in your lanes, people! this is why i have permanently limited interactions to only people i follow on here, i can’t with randos anymore

ooooooh good to know, thank you!!

my lovely himbo always sends me to work with the best lunches! today i have a sandwich (turkey, aged sharp cheddar, spinach, red onion, and dill pickle mustard), strawberries & raspberries, baby carrots & celery, a string cheese, a cosmic brownie, and a fruit punch juice box.

omg what!!!!! congratulations!!!! i am so happy for you!!!

FUCK YEAH!! congratulations!!

i get to leave in two hours!! and then i have two days off in a row!!

you are so amazing Kaizi, a genuinely good person! it’s always a delight to see you in chats and discords and on your streams. i’m sorry there are days you feel worthless but the communities around you see the wonderful inside you always 💜

slow chill day at work, only have three patients on the schedule for this morning and then i get to leave early

i had a pair of sugar skull leggings from them many years ago that had pockets, it was the first pair of leggings i ever had that did back then! i gotta check out torrid again because i need to start building my wardrobe back up after losing everything. i have so few clothes!!

WE HAD THE LEFTOVERS FOR DINNER THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DOGS IN ME I GOT THAT DOG AND THAT DOG AND THAT DOG AND THAT DOG ♾️ IN ME

holy fuck this is the dankest shit i’ve had since i’ve been in minnesota lmao, this high is incredible????????

sitting on the porch sippin on a juice box and flavor blastin my brain cells with thc, i fuckin love my life

finally done with this dog ass of a day AND i got some good weed from a friend, time to go home and get blitzed outta my mind and spend time with my favorite person 💜💚✨

*taps the sign*

what a gentleman!

i took a couple of these to work for lunch and omg they are still so good even heated up in the microwave omg

why is the underwire in this bra so squeaky and creaky??? every time i move it sounds like an old wooden ship in high seas. my tiddies ain’t big enough to be causing that kind of sound lmao

that is probably right!

today has been plagued by tech issues and rude patients but i have three days off this week (wednesday, thursday, and saturday) and that is keeping me going!!!

i dunno why this post is doing numbers lol

trying to make 2026 the year i see as many of my long distance friends as possible. at the end of next month, @slimeyjade.bsky.social & @trashbatchar.bsky.social will be visiting us and now making plans to see a bunch of friends at the end of May. i’m so excited to give all my favorite people hugs!!

i found a really nice dress from torrid when we went thrifting a couple months ago and i’m wearing it to work for the first time and I JUST DISCOVERED IT HAS POCKETS!!!!!!!!

i ate a lot of hot dogs today

my fav song is "the laundry is done song" by samsung washing machine

our man @aloxvt.vtubers.social done done it again! he made a delicious bread dough to wrap around hot dogs! one batch is plain hot dogs and the other batch has jalapeños and cheese!

*holds up a woman* i just think they’re neat!

as i was typing this out i read your post out loud to @aloxvt.vtubers.social and he said “i love this for her” lmao

I LOVE THIS FOR YOU