Jon of Wisdom

THE TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE ALSO DUM ENERGY IS OFF THE CHARTS, THATS US!!!!

I have a five step plan towards a healthier and more fulfilling lifestyle and I’m currently on step negative 1, which means I’m heavily contemplating it and I’m TOTALLY going to commit to it some day in the near or distant future

Me: *eats something clearly not heathy*

Why does my life feel like an inescapably slow and agonizing March towards death

*shovels more garbage into my system immediately after that thought*

Clearly god is punishing me for some crime I don’t remember committing

I KNOW I HAVE BUT ITS BEEN SO LONG I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS LORE

I spent way too much energy doing this cosplay test so I think I’m going to sit here for a couple of hours chilling instead of taking off my disguise

Me, currently building my conspiracy board for how this can be Ret-conned and how the Snow Miser and Heat Miser can STILL get legally married and are not blood related

I LIVED FOR 20 YEARS READING THIS AS AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS SCENARIO AND NOW I HAVE TO PRAY TO THE LORD FOR FORGIVENESS

I just learned that the Snow Miser and Heat Miser from the traditional claymation Christmas movies are brothers and not gay lovers and my entire world view has imploded

Alfredo getting lost in the sauce via head scritches

FINALLY FREE FROM THE GARBAGE APP!!!! I’d like to dedicate my first official post to Halsins huge bajongas