I had one do that with potassium and immediately aspirate and have to get tubed. The world moved in slow motion as I watched it happen.
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I had one do that with potassium and immediately aspirate and have to get tubed. The world moved in slow motion as I watched it happen.
I just want everybody to know that Chipotle thinks I’m a nursier nurse than everyone because I won a burrito 😂
To be fair, he probably hadn’t heard about Aunt Rosemary either. 🫠
Once again, I’m asking for metal detectors in the ER lobby… *crickets*
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Gave myself an epi-pen today for the first time and WOWZER I get why we give this to dead people
Very first time my then-2yo threw up, after a long night of about a dozen episodes of vomiting, it turned bright red.
My husband had given her red Gatorade. I almost lost my mind lol.
Very much so. I worked there then and left in 2018 due to it changing so much.
I’m not too surprised. Low doses of fentanyl usually don’t get great reviews from patients for me. Plus the short half-life…eh
I totally believe we faked the moon landing now because what in the Sims is this lol. Looks like a scene out of Myst.
Y’all we’ve been sleeping on children’s Robitussin. We didn’t have to be taking the nasty adult stuff. This grape stuff is IT.
I am 99% British Isles on Ancestry white.
Worked triage yesterday. Six hour wait. Had a patient with knee pain stop me and ask me to fix her phone because her game froze when I went to the waiting room to grab an actively laboring patient.
The healthcare system is so broken.
Went out with friends the other night and a Gen Z asked my friend to take their picture with a disposable camera.
And then he EXPLAINED HOW IT WORKED.
Me, standing there:
Someone posted this photo in a local FB group I’m in, warning people to be careful because “this is normally laced with fentanyl.” Claims she has cop family members who have seen it multiple times. I have never had so much joy as to go full @ryanmarino.bsky.social and call her out.
Meanwhile we can’t get metal detectors or even a lunch break. I’d gladly give up my BSN tuition reimbursement for a metal detector. You’d have a nurse that knows the same stuff and is happier to come to work. Win-win.
Dead convinced it’s a circular scam. Magnet wants BSNs so hospitals pay for them so schools jack up the tuition knowing it’s covered. Then Magnet accredits and hospital admins are happy and everybody hugs because all of this apparently means something.
Like…I’m literally getting all 100s in these courses and have not cracked open a single book in this program. If my work experience has given me
this knowledge, why do I need this class? And why on God’s green earth is it $700/course.
The more RN-BSN classes I take, the more I’m convinced it’s a scam by people trying to make this more than it is.
If we were truly concerned about nursing education we would include more thorough clinical courses and not stupid discussion boards.
I made my husband take a swig of the Go Lytely because if I had to taste it, he did too.
I joined our HOA board exactly for this reason. It’s 10x better than the neighborhood FB group. So many deets.
My hospital gave us those letters too. We didn’t ever need them, but I kept it in the car.
that bruise on trump's hand looks exactly like the one i had on my arm where my IV blew out. this can only mean one thing: he's got preeclampsia
I’m doing this next week! Update us on how it goes.
Honestly he needs to figure out what McD’s is putting into those Quarter Pounders that don’t decompose. Get you some of that, my dude, and you’ll be set.
I told my husband about this and he sighed and said “Just another disappointment this year.”
He better wrap himself in bubble wrap then because he’s one trip-on-a-White-House-rug away from a bleed.
Lawn care is probably next. We usually do it 1-2x when it’s 110 degrees. As a treat. 😂
