viagetty

benjamin franklin side quest be like "i want you to fly my kite and publish my poor richard's almanac"

wages of fear/sorcerer remake

all of britain is powered by one wind turbine

this episode of lawman is sponsored by breathing

this episode of lawman is sponsored by the letter A

these balls have been formatted to fit your screen

i do all of my banking through Sleep Number

king in da castle king in da castle

wow. they have to shove their opinion down your throat huh? typical of american schools!

i would never let my child start a band named Cherry Poppin Daddies

the government requires that you take 5mg of thc to have a better command of language

this alley was built in case a spiderman needs to learn how to climb it

is a swing revival when my parent of choice gives me another push on the swing set? oh what fun!

all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite

u and i arent cool tim cooke. the big text effect didnt work when i sent her the word "penis"

painting my Penis to look like a Telephone and walking around making loud Ringing sound; ask beautiful woman “Can u answer this 4 me????????”

angel batista has been added to fortnite!

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

thank you for sharing this article. i would have guessed he had a big penis, personally, not a small penis as mentioned in the article

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

rip bela tarr

mcdonalds

this was not made with AI

i denounce transformers. God didnt make a plane so that it could become a man!

why?

give him job at Paddington

it’s bandcamp friday, i just released my new album last month! check it out and do consider giving me seven whole dollars for it, it’s very good

Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby

i thought the movie mid-90s was about old people because of the title but damn, they look pretty good for their age!

my som said your son killed a seabird

it never had anything to do with wilford