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๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป Gez Campbell-Smith ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป

@knowledgeisall

Just an everyday extraordinary ordinary person. Hearts season ticket holder. Currently living in Essex but shortly retiring early and returning to Scotland. #FTT #8647 and an avowed opponent of anything and anyone remotely right wing.

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Jake Paul in hospital, after finding out that boxing isn't scripted, and that anyone in the top 100 could break his jaw any time they liked.

Jake Paul in hospital, after finding out that boxing isn't scripted, and that anyone in the top 100 could break his jaw any time they liked.

How about a revenge fight with Anthony Joshua?

His brother's journey to drinking hospital food through a straw was a Netflix highlight of 2025.

10.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So did I. But I was working from home today so I went back to bed.

09.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2014. New regulations. Vettel starts complaining.

2022. New regulations. Hamilton starts complaining.

2026. New regulations. Norris starts complaining.

There seems to be a pattern emerging of defending champions having their favourite toys taken away from them.

09.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A quote from After Life.  "Tubby little ginger cunt."

A quote from After Life. "Tubby little ginger cunt."

A spokesman for Iran's new leader said:

09.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AEW wrestler Tomasso Ciampa, gazing mournfully down, having seen his likeness to Igor Tudor, the Spurs manager.

AEW wrestler Tomasso Ciampa, gazing mournfully down, having seen his likeness to Igor Tudor, the Spurs manager.

Tomasso Ciampa's looking a little bewildered by it.

09.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oatibix with blueberry & cherry yogurt is the supper of champions.

09.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a rainbow flag with a transgender symbol on it Alt: a rainbow flag with a transgender symbol on it

Every town hall, she says. This will do nicely.

09.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't. You also wouldn't be surprised to know I exhibited unconscious bias ๐Ÿ˜ฌ for which I apologise. I ought to know better.

09.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell. Tell her to apply for a job on Countdown. If her heart can take it.

09.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ? Alt: Some bloke saying "What?"

Santa isn't real?

08.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dougie Donnelly popping up on Sportscene again is clearly the highlight of the weekend.

08.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could've been a whole lot worse in Belfast if they'd asked you what football team you support.

08.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I've annoyed her. I said she would be perfect for WWE and I got a reply that I didn't bother reading before muting her.

08.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get the same feeling when I see political news, debates, and programmes these days.

You sit on your taxpayer paid backsides, hog the tv and media for some faux-outrage soundbite, and do absolutely fuck all to make the lives of people who voted for you any better.

You'd be perfect for WWE.

08.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rangers fans being arses.  Chortle.

Rangers fans being arses. Chortle.

On International Women's Day, it was lovely to see so many Rangers fans realising it's all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

08.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The Rangers ultras fan group, The Union Bears, dressed in black with blue and red balaclavas, on the pitch at Ibrox, looking confuded, and unfit, with one of them appearing to vomit.  About as frightening as Ru Paul on mogadon and pot.  They lost, of course, Rangers.  In a very chortlesome manner, at home to Celtic.  Callers rang in to Superscoreboard soon after calling for Danny Rohl to be sacked.  Nobody does meltdowns like them.  Well, apart from Kristi Noem's face on South Park.  Jeez.  Now she is what online witterism's call a challenging wank.  I'd just say she's a wanker and hope the rest of her sorry life is taken up with an incurable yeast infection.

The Rangers ultras fan group, The Union Bears, dressed in black with blue and red balaclavas, on the pitch at Ibrox, looking confuded, and unfit, with one of them appearing to vomit. About as frightening as Ru Paul on mogadon and pot. They lost, of course, Rangers. In a very chortlesome manner, at home to Celtic. Callers rang in to Superscoreboard soon after calling for Danny Rohl to be sacked. Nobody does meltdowns like them. Well, apart from Kristi Noem's face on South Park. Jeez. Now she is what online witterism's call a challenging wank. I'd just say she's a wanker and hope the rest of her sorry life is taken up with an incurable yeast infection.

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

08.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk . Alt: Alan Partridge making an ironic "bothered" face. Cashback.

Oh no, someone I've never met, spoken to, messaged or heard of could mute me if I talk about something she doesn't like.

08.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you're being paid by the minute for your appearance tonight. You're the star of the show with the hat!

08.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If ever a picture sums up a miserable season, this is it. For Aberdeen 25/26, we've had Hearts 24/25 as well as Hearts 19/20. Between Aberdeen, Hearts and Hibs, the 3 biggest Scottish clubs behind the ugly sisters, without fail, in any one season, at least one of us makes an arse of ourselves.

08.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An account of Trump physically abusing a 13-year-old girl, after he tried to force her to perform a sex act, and she resisted.

An account of Trump physically abusing a 13-year-old girl, after he tried to force her to perform a sex act, and she resisted.

Especially those that indulge in this form of abuse.

07.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we've upset him we're doing the right thing. Hopefully we learned from the Savile era not to protect a known child rapist and his fellow abusers, whatever level of government they currently occupy. Especially a child rapist who then bombs them.

07.03.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is multi-lingual. He also speaks absolute lying bollocks and total shite fluently.

07.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tremendous entertainment from Aberdeen so far.

07.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha! You're about as alternative as Channel 4!

07.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A pity, as we've had Belgians winning it for the past 5 years, which has been a lot of fun.

07.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The punchbag for 3.99 seems better value.

07.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A coffee and a doughnut, with a walk along Southend Pier, is the most I can afford. We could go on the pier train, and bunk the fare, if you want to live a little dangerously, though.

07.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've little doubt he's going to nuke Iran.

07.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess the odd one out. Which one didn't bother with trivial things like Congress?

07.03.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4th was not on his, I'm sure. When he put down his 173.6 mph average, I was thinking "Okay, so there's the back of the grid outlier, midfield will be 175+, pole possiby 177+".

Another example of me knowing far less about motorsport than I think I do.

07.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0