Ms. Communication

What do you mean I sank a full 8 consecutive hours into this game yesterday from when I woke up? AND I still haven’t completed the bundles? FUCK.

(I started a new farm two days ago).

My depression game is apparently stardew & even that gives me anxiety right now. 🤣

lol Trump you don’t need subpoenas to know we all fucking hate you, ICE, and your DHS dogs.

“so i talked to the ai to ask about…” nah bro you didn’t talk to anyone, you used a tool and personified it

I want a stardew valley life where I can sleep at any time and not wake up until 6 a.m. the next day, even if I go to sleep at 6:01 a.m.

a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .

I’m sorry I haven’t had energy lately, folks. I’m simply trying to exist atm and it’s difficult. Ha.

Two people pop into my mind when I read this.

A lot of men don't know this, but technically wallets are purses since they hold money and such.

A lot of men unknowingly use purses, and I think that's beautiful.

Seiichi Hayashi, 1982

Seiichi Hayashi, 1982

That being said, I'd like this man to continue on living so as to have some amount of light in this world. Steve, stay as long as you can, my man. We need you.

He looks like he's posing for his own funeral, but I sorta like the quality in old rich men.

a man is applying red lipstick to his lips and making a funny face . ALT: a man is applying red lipstick to his lips and making a funny face .

just a side note: Steve Buscemi is a weird hot and I don't think I need to elaborate, so I won't.

Sobriety? In this economy?

My heart breaks. It yearns for a simpler time.

It is my belief that every Pokémon game should be available on every platform since the goddamn gameboy. Not a single one should require a new fucking system. Goddamn.

Wait is he not your husband-wife?

If I had any bandwidth for that, I would. We’ll see what happens when I pack up the rooms.

Oh. The doctor is supposed to be there when I do that????

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I don't know how to tell y'all this, but I cannot read minds. If you need me to know something, you gotta COMMUNICATE that.

Also you will go on but like we live one life as far as we know and chaos is abound and blah blah blah. Pros/cons. No help. I’m sorry.

I’m about to start packing up my house this year as if we’re moving so I can throw shit out. I’m ~A N X I O U S~ dude.

It feels like the more people I meet, the more I realize a lot of folks never developed empathy in their lives and cannot picture anything outside of their own experience/views. If it's not their way, then it's obviously the wrong way.

"I had children but I don't want them happy, especially not happier than I was growing up. Why would I want my kids to feel welcomed in this world at all?!"

I pointed out we should make more spaces for teens to be able to exist & someone goes, "we didn't have that!" and it's like...yeah, and it sucked, right? So why not make it BETTER for future generations? I don't understand this mentality of "I suffered so everyone should suffer the same."

I can attest as a witness & as his makeup artist that evening he was of grass-free stains & by the time I left, he was still stainless. After 2 a.m. I cannot vouch.

I would argue that Nobr is much more adorable and I am offended on his behalf, because he definitely showered & was super sad-happy cute.

Adults are the most unreliable genre of human.