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@nelstrid

Likes: #SAFC, #F1, my wife, my special needs son, fixing stuff. Dislikes: The Tories, Brexit, Trump & his cultists, Farage, Yaxley-Lemon. Musk is a bellend.

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Reading this from @mrjamesob.bsky.social makes me think I'm tripping....

28.02.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this a Twitter version of the Allister Heath Headline creator gizmo?

28.02.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never understood the fascination of baseball caps - other than on a situation where you need to protect your eyes from the sun.

I'd rather wear a fez.....

26.02.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More likely their writers did.

21.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need Xhaka back ASAP, AND we need to start looking around for a Xhaka 2.0

12.02.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do people get obsessed by people on boats, and not billionaire c*nts like this whinging on about people on benefits?

12.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad News. Sunderland legend.

03.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad news.

03.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what is this ChatGPT all about then?

It appears to be passing me by - a bit like Traitors, I'm a Celeb, and about 35 years of british soap operas.....

03.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck's sake everyone, wake up! Putin has been behind the demolition of the west for fucking years now!!

He couldn't win on a battle ground, so he's infested and destroyed democratic countries from within.......

02.02.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's too many gullible people in Sunderland - after all, we voted for brexit......

01.02.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was once fixing a till in Lidl. Had the thing in bits, till closed, the box (containing the new scanner/barcode reader) and my tool bag strewn across the rotating belt. No uniform.

A woman still came to me and asked "Is there any more of these? There's only one on the shelf"!!

01.02.2026 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but we haven't played anyone yet.
[Sarcasm]

26.01.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I already was.

25.01.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when they said "They're coming to take your guns", what they actually meant was the US Gestapo taking your gun while beating you up and then pumping 6 rounds into you while you lay on ground defenceless......

25.01.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the man is wearing glasses and making a funny face . ALT: the man is wearing glasses and making a funny face .
25.01.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's be honest. These scum always had it in them. They just needed someone to let them do it freely.

It's easier & easier now to see how the Nazis rose to power.

(For the record, I have been drawing the comparisons with 1930's Germany for a while - now it seems people are waking up to it.)

22.01.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasn't wondering. I'm more concerned about the mentally unstable lunatic becoming more & more unhinged every fucking day. If you support him, you're no better than the people who enabled Hitler in the 1930's. Imagine having that as your legacy for your kids...

Oh, and he's a paedophilic sex pest.

20.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's intentional.

20.01.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, the "They're all the same" bullshit.

No, they're not all the same Not even George Bush on that picture and most of the GOP are the same as the fascist twat in charge.

It's a pity most of them haven't got the guts to stand up against the MAGA lunatics

19.01.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasn't even doubting him immediately after that match. The goalie could have went left or right, low/high and the conversation would never have arisen but he guessed right.

Whatever, we move on.

18.01.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought you were talking about the fascist over the Atlantic picking up another trinket.

16.01.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just heard a bloke on #YouTube saying "You might remember CD-ROMs......" like it was some kind of ancient technology.

Christ, I feel old.

11.01.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hang on, where was their outrage when their cult leader dropped the F bomb???

10.01.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh. Thanks. ๐Ÿ‘

10.01.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are #Everton in their away kit?

#efc #safc #facup

10.01.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Patterson can't get a game in the cup, he may as well be on his way.

10.01.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last time I saw that was on Schindler's List...... but hey, let's not overreact and compare what's happening right now to the Nazis.

08.01.2026 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the context that you're using, but that is still a fucking horrible word to be used by any decent member of society.

07.01.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0