Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune

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Spent the entire morning thinking about how I want to just vanish for a long time and be forgotten about

I think I really just hate what I am and I’m too tired and hate myself too much to want to fix myself.

I have to keep going. I can’t let people down. That’s all I’m living for at this point.

@spec-tacular98.bsky.social and I quote that “Is She Not Hot Enough For You” song that Steve sings at Stan all the time

That and that one little song about The Weeknd being a virgin

American Dad just casually puts out bangers

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Me remembering 2000's Smosh at 2 AM

S-Same...ahaha..

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Shikiiiii I'm on the table, look down!

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Alright so we gotta play at some point then, got it

Just keep going

At the very very least

Maybe my opponent will be nice to me when I finally have to cash out

After all, they got to get out with a lot of my money

Maybe I'll be allowed some mercy for making them so rich and big

That's the good stuff

The idea of feeling the need to tap back in to try and win it all back, even if you're coming back in smaller

Having to face a bigger mountain of an opponent

The high of the chance to topple that and come out wildly rich is too alluring

It's enough to forget the fear.

Yeee~

Well there's always the Discord Poker app, and being able to tap back in after losing all your money, while the person in still keeps it.

Each loss literally becomes more of an uphill battle

We love that hopelessness..

Would be fun~

I can be pretty good at poker too, though how good I decide to be is mood-dependent

And I'm feeling not very good at poker rn-

We should! There IS a poker app on Discord that could be used uwu

I COULD be the reverse, and be the one that's taking YOUR size, and pitting YOU in an unwinnable scenario just to watch you squirm

But I'm not feeling that currently. Catch me at another time to get dominated.

Walking in with like 10k, playing against someone that's looming overhead with 100k

Checking on the first go-around, the other person raises by, in their terms, a "paltry" 5k.

Betting half my bank, just because.

And even if they lose, it's not a big loss, even if it's everything to me.

I like the idea of going into it already having it stacked against me. The person's already taken the starting buy-in's of several others so their raises can be way larger and more devastating to a person walking in.

Is it fair? Hell no.

Is it hot? Absolutely.

Ah...size poker...

*Deploys this* My time has come-

Me: "I want to show that Glory is also a victim of Libra's writing, by showing that him saving himself from fading to powerlessness, and siding with Catriphus, would ultimately result in him learning that he symbolizes the violent, wrong tendencies of Catastrophe."

Also me: "political drama uhhhhh"

Me: "I want Idris to fall into the sunk cost fallacy of radical societal change, and the lives that get ruined (not Misfortune'd) with the promise of spared lives in the future, unable to second-guess because Glory is in his mind."

Also me: "How do I explain him Looney-Tunes'ing the world to shit?"

Me: "I really want a scene where Idris is left dying with a bleeding hole in his right eye (as a twisted simulacra of Glory's intentions) after Glory takes over Idris and goes on a rampage that triggers global conflict."

Also me: "Okay but what if Idris and Glory slay-queen'd for a bit beforehand?"

How it feels trying to figure out Glory's arc of the lore-

Feet hurt, walked all day

Socks are starting to get threadbare in spots

Y’all are on rubbing duty

Mind the steam

Pathetic

post-walkies (more drinks)

sippy sippy in the deadlock themed city

w/ @jkualien.bsky.social @kitegrey.bsky.social @spec-tacular98.bsky.social @abbottabsol.bsky.social

YOU GOTTA SAY WHEN YOU’RE IN JERSEY SO I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN-

(Growth Drive Pt.2)
With a colossal lead in votes Blanca has taken her bracket! Let's give it up for her and wish Chorus luck getting back to her club!

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MERRY BURFMAS

They really do make the chatlog scroll

It's so annoying uwu