Chris

Trying to be more of what I expect in people. Trying to radically love and stay optimistic about everything.

You can’t date men with insane amounts of muscles but have zero emotional maturity, no empathy, and an insulting communication style. Just fuck them and run.

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

My shoulder muscles are starting to fill in and pop a little… it’s noticeable now. What if I just kept going and became a fucking beast?

Happy man tit Monday

Trunk or Treat but the trunk is ass and the treat is also ass

Feeling good lately

KJ Apas hairy ass…. That’s all.

Everyday I new muscle pops up. Soon I’ll be a beast. I cannot be stopped.

And honestly go Mariners! But Ohtani… he’s different. And I need him.

a baseball player for the dodgers is giving a high five to a teammate . ALT: a baseball player for the dodgers is giving a high five to a teammate .

Ohtani could do anything he wanted to me. And I mean ANYTHING!!!

The guy I’m seeing requested that I save my loads. It’s day three. I need him to give me a timeline of when he plans to come get this load

Hit the glute trainer so hard today that my farts are whistling 🤭

First off… which one? Be specific.

I need to strengthen parts of my thighs. I’m only realizing now how weak I am.

Hip abduction has me feeling baby girl this morning in my tiny shorts

I think I might need some assistance…

I feel beefy again today goddamn

It’s still big 😇

Chest and arm update. I’m rapidly seeing tit progress look at them!

My crush turned down my nude because he was in the office today. That’s fine, I guess he’s fine if I died today and he couldn’t see my giant dong one last time.

These tik tok holes are soft

Oh shit, I’m in someone’s Skircle finally

A little outdoor therapy, you could follow me on tik tok, Strooper1, I’m gonna start posting there more.

The amount of ads I get for female content creators is wild. Snapchat cannot read the gay room.

I saw you both from across the bar, does your boyfriend want to get fucked while you watch?

I should stop filling my loneliness with strangers. But it’s easy and I think I’m too broken for anything real.

Sent in the straight man group chat today. I only send voice messages because it pisses them off. It’s their fault for green bubbles.

My Etsy witch is doing extra work because how did I miss a toxic bullet of a man only to accidentally meet the hottest man that’s ever given me attention?! Anyway here’s a picture I thought was cute but giving wonky eyes cringe.

Now why would I be telling myself good morning 😠