Had a dream that I literally picked a fight with the devil, and you know what? I would’ve won!
24.02.2026 11:57
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Had a dream that I literally picked a fight with the devil, and you know what? I would’ve won!
And when would I ever ignore you?! My dream self should’ve been there!
The worst part of it was getting taco bell last night… that was a rough moment 😭
Good morninggggg. I accidentally went out every day this weekend and ruined my sleeping and eating routine
Thinking about the economic value of a banana tonight…
Impulse bought a ticket to the Dallas Open tonight 😝
LADY GAGA
GAYYYYYS LOVE THEM
PEDRO
Being in sweats at the club is crazy… and I’m fucking insane
Miss youuuuuuuu
None of y’all are listening, so lemme me ask again…
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS???
I really don’t think y’all heard me…
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS?!
Chicken from Ed, Edd, and Eddy squawking at a video camera screen.
No, I don’t think you heard me…
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS?!
Reqorking my fitness plan to include more stretches and new core workouts 😝💦
Michelle Buteau not showing up to her own damn show is so funny to me 😭
Thinking about Ilya’s bisexual scan of the crowd in order to find Shane
The Game Changers book series has me by the throat 😭
Catching up on Abbott Elementary s5, and I’m glad that the random teachers are catching on to the favoritism of the main cast 😭
The world is imploding 🥲
The grad school thoughts are popping up in my head again… 😩
Y’all should give Wonder Man a shot if you have a chance to watch it!
BARK BARK BARK BARK
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT EPISODE 4 OF WONDER MAN?!
Need to save all of my money and get outta the US…
Hudson 🤭
Sometimes, when I’m having the most mind-melting shit of my life, I open Pinterest and I find solace in the goofy images I’ve pinned over the years.
That singular moment of relief my pinterest board provides, as I empty my bowels, might just be THEE true meaning of life.
Y’all, why did I just remember that I work from home? What do you mean I have to clock in? 🥲
Why is Wednesday s2 not hitting? It doesn’t feel entirely connected to s1 and it’s kinda disappointing to me 🤨
