Abel

I’m about to start calling this mfer Cooney Chukwuemeka

Atlanta needs just as much smoke for not developing American players just as much as Miami and LA get. I enjoying seeing them lose for that reason.

#MLS.

The LA Galaxy shouldn’t be in the CONCACAF Champions Cup and it shows

My Colorado Rapids hatewatch is a massive success so far

#MLS

#RBNY becomes the first team in #MLS History to start 3 17-and-unders in a league match

Did this mfer just say he was fat and nasty?

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Another exciting January transfer window

#CFC

People overhyped this guy to oblivion bc of Barcelona. Same thing is happening to Kochen.

#USMNT

I gotta meet the lumberjack who cut this water.

Wow, my country has been ruined by billionaires. Maybe I can distract myself with my social media.

*Checks Twitter*

Wow, my favorite app has been ruined by billionaires. Maybe I can distract myself with my favorite soccer team.

*Watches Chelsea*

Wow, my team has been ruined by billionaires….

We don’t care about Clearlake.

They don’t care about us.

All we care about is Chelsea FC!

#CFC

Nigeria is killing it this AFCON. Last edition we were defensively solid, and now it’s all about a free flowing attack. 🇳🇬
#AFCON

I’ll be rooting for manchester city next weekend.

#CFC #BlueCoOut #EghbaliOut

If he wasn’t going to leave the league, why did we let him go?

My #WorldCup tier list.

#FIFA #USMNT

Literally nobody is happier than Don Garber right now

#MLS

Today is international men’s day, but nobody is going to say anything about it until international women’s day next year and complain “wHy Is ThErE nO iNtErNaTiOnAl MeN’s DaY??¿?”

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

USMNT vs Uruguay tonight

Every problem in life can be fixed by switching to a back 3

#USMNT

JOE GOLDSTEIN WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS.

#RBNY II are MLS Next Pro Cup Champions

Congrats RBNYII. The future looks bright

#RBNY #MLS #MLSNEXT

From a USMNT perspective, this Miami vs Nashville game simply can’t grab my interest. Not a single American in either team’s front 6

#MLS #USMNT

This guy’s not going to the World Cup.

Updated #USMNT roster after the October camp

CAPE VERDE, POPULATION 560,000, QUALIFY FOR A FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP 🇨🇻

The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈

New Caledonia 🇳🇨 with a huge win abroad

love to have NWSL's broadcast partner CBS running a whole CarMax ad during a player substitution and proceed to miss an entire goal by KC Current

absolute amateur hour

Every time I watch track and field, I wonder if it’s too late for me to become a world class athlete 🤪

Unfortunately, we are not going anywhere with Pochettino at the helm.

#USMNT