No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
really funny how super bowl is showing interstitial shots of SF they really were like no one wants to see santa clara lmao
buddy just pointed out that rice krispies treats are american onigiri and I’m reeling
collies without borders
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
garbage framing aside, what’s with the completely unnecessary umlaut? I know the new yorker is known for being pretentious but come on lol
Nuke the industry from orbit.
incredible algorithm pull
It's weird - but now in Oslo, there's so many EVs that you notice the noise and the smell from individual ICE cars, and you realise how much we've been normalising it for ever. You can smell them half a street away.
And inside parking lots are just *quiet*.
drillin in the name of
enshittification definition covered in ads
I am once again begging you to learn the difference between silicon and silicone
No please you’re right, why would we wait for people to get off the bus before we try to cram aboard. Why worry about our corporeal limitations
Citizen app notification: “Nude Man Covered in Blood. 1.1mi, South of Market”
dats life in da big city bay beeee
This is what great localization looks like!
the shampoo and conditioner I’ve been using for the last 5 years has been discontinued and I’m just finding out now that I’m completely out 😭
Leo’s first major doctrine change will be replacing the communion host with a nice bite of all-beef Chicago dog
Carlos’s timesheet from last week, totaling 49 hours
“what about last week” also not great
Carlos’s work timesheet totaling 55 hours this week
this is for sure not sustainable. sigh
“his name is actually Remy, not Ratatouille” is our generation’s “it’s actually Frankenstein’s monster”
finally, a checkmark that means something
did a workshop with some design students and went out for burgers with some of them afterwards. great time, lovely people. one of them asked if I go on TikTok, another said I seem like I go home from work, water my plants, read a book, and go to bed. what the fuck lol I think maybe I’m an unc now
this fucking rules
HELL YEAH BROTHER
ONE DAY ONE MURAL ONE BRUSH CHALLENGE CONTINUES! Doing a residency in Browntown
Spotify lyrics for sufjan stevens’ song “fourth of July.” The lyrics on screen read “we’re all gonna die” over and over again
@neuronurse.bsky.social told me I should listen to sufjan stevens so this was my drive to work today lol
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holy shit lmao
on my bus commute today:
- a security guard smoking a blunt
- a man extremely engaged in conversation with chatgpt about how many people have sex vs. how many people watch porn
- a young woman carrying a mug with a single frozen banana (straight out of the freezer, peel on, black, freezer burnt)
some people seem to think that "being an artist" is an achievable milestone that you can speedrun by using the computer, which is a really boring way to think of life and your own human abilities. it's like saying you've visited a country but you were on a 3 hour layover and never left the airport
