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Big fan of Mystery tourneys. Generally tired.

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WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

13.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 3762 πŸ” 1022 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 16
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BREAKING: WE DID IT!!! LUDOVIC IS COMING HOME!!!

The judge, clearly moved by 20 people turning up in person alongside 20 online, ruled entirely in Lud’s favor with low bond.

Update to come when he is home. The team is optimistic about his hearing in May.

#FREELUD

13.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 2598 πŸ” 1125 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 46

Fuck ICE. From sea to shining sea, get the fuck out.

12.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My state has become a fucking embarrassment.

12.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One more thing, I'm not in the Epstein class. Please don't put in the paper that I'm in the Epstein class.

11.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The troubles

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 3951 πŸ” 790 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 16
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

11.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 7000 πŸ” 2522 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 63
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I prefer to hit 'em with the Theoden. Leave some room for introspection.

10.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't had caffeine since Saturday morning. Was cutting it down with this intention a couple weeks prior. Already going into withdrawal. I know the other side of this is way better, hope I see it.

@_@

09.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 3265 πŸ” 693 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 78
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You heard "squawk" but the bird really said:

08.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œOh for Pete’s sake! Not my spleen!” Has to be my favourite translation of β€œahhhhhh” to date.

11.03.2024 14:51 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh No For Pete's Sake! Not My Spleen! gottem. ggs

08.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Use It or Lose It"

08.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Super L
Super Ratio
Super Fell-Off

07.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always get a little bit offended when Steam tells me "you've played 100+ games this year!" like 40 of those weren't played on my machines more by combobreaker attendees than by me.

06.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The word of the day is:
DICKTIM
(n.) A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it.
@thealphawomenclub

The word of the day is: DICKTIM (n.) A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it. @thealphawomenclub

Nicked off IG πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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new reaction image just dropped #PokemonPokopia

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1089 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

...Butts.

05.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never mind, looked it up and got my own cup o' Clorox. :P

05.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is really good. All other things being equal I absolutely agree with it. Toothless criticism isn't criticism, it's cowardice. Have a perspective and write honestly from it, even if it's an acerbic or bitter perspective.

That said: I don't think all other things are equal right now?

05.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

...alright, I'll bite. What on God's green Earth is "consentroidvania" referring to and can you pass the cup of bleach afterward so I can remove the term from my brain?

05.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10998 πŸ” 3052 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 39
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03.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 4905 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 4

I used to work in an arcade with TC1 and man oh man if I didn't have that whole opening memorized *before* that...

...it's time for the one-man army.

03.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the finer joys in life is to shower Ikaruga with praise for being the absolutely perfect video game that it is, kicking back in your chair, and scrolling past the replies from the shmup snobs malding over it.

27.06.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2