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“a conflict in the Middle East,” get fucked

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

Consider me impressed (read: neurodivergent) XX

Mute Swan YouTube video by Author & Punisher - Topic

Finally catching up on that A&P album from last year and yeah he’s never gonna top Beastland IMO but this shit do rip. Also, the bird theme? Pretty fun. XX

Bolland gonna serve up a Peanut Butter, Eggs and Dice sandwich next

Ayooooo new affront to God just dropped XX

Don't you dare.
#xmentas #xmen #meme #cyclops #wolverine

Magneto: And now Marvel Girl is all that stands between me and total victory. Phoenix: You may think you've won, oh master of magnetism, but I bet you didn't count on me going into space and merging with a fiery bird-shaped cosmic force! Magneto: You are correct. I did not count on that.

How come Samurai Cop never fought Maniac Cop? Feels like a missed opportunity to me. XX

King Konger - 4am Kru YouTube video by 4am Kru

Morning Jamz: these drums are really doing some heavy lifting this morning. XX

if I were going to explain America to a baby I'd say they feed you bagged sponge bread your whole life then when you're 19 you go to a slightly too expensive date restaurant and they bring out actual bread. You never saw actual bread before. That's what everything in this fucking country is like

THE THE - ARMAGEDDON DAYS ARE HERE (again) YouTube video by THE THE

Kinda wild how Matt Johnson just keeps being right XX

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

what about a Wishmaster tv series where every episode there's a new wish and you don't know if the djinn will be a fuckin prick about it or not. so if a nerd wishes to make his high school football team you dunno if you're getting a rousing underdog story or the wholesale slaughter of youth athletes

Low budget indie flick made here in New Orleans, a couple of my friends are in it! It’s… rough but honestly pretty funny.

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

yeah cons are for Hellaverse or some shit these days i guess

Agatha is right there, I mean let’s fuckin gooo

Trump can’t fire his boss, duh

they should give you a government grant if you play old videogames. I'm doing important artistic work here

Far Sector is such a banger story. Re-read it in DC Compact format recently and it’s a testament to the art that it still looks that good at that size.

Just thinkin’ about Giant Monster Gomess XX

“Man I sure do love war crimes! We’re gonna do sooo many war crimes! Just saying it out loud for everyone to hear! War Criiiiiiimmmesssss!!!”

Are you gonna watch Amityvillenado?

Ugh these games both RIIIPPPPP, I think 2 has better gameplay but like 1 has more characters? Fucks me up every time

P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

Deeply, deeply cursed Guile imagery. XX

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy