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Free agent writer. Also, Mailman! Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/

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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Pim Pimling & Charlie Dompler!

11.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Psychopaths threatening bodily harm if you dare besmirch Bean. This is history. This is tradition.

11.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

There was a six-year moratorium, but the Kobe-stan wars have returned. Recipes have been regained.

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gas station pump screens.

11.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone has seen Baltimore’s missing boy. So why can’t authorities find him? Tristan King ran from a caseworker in Baltimore and has been missing since September. Brooklyn residents have seen him, but authorities can’t find him.

Everyone has seen Baltimore’s missing boy. So why can’t authorities find him?

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telling my child in 30 years that bam adebayo played against vibe coders and doordashers

11.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct. The price of tanking is total humiliation.

11.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BAM OUTTA THE BAYOU

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Dundalk residents in shambles.

11.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

????????

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Yoshi!

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Like Kornet is gonna get β€œJohn Cena ECW One Night Stand 2006” heat the next time he steps into State Farm Arena.

09.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The NBA has created a perfect Streisand Effect with the Hawks-Magic City thing.

09.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The most satisfying part of Super Bowl LV was watching him and Lavonte David get their moment.

Those two deserved it, we knew how good they’d been the whole time.

09.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The greatest offensive player in franchise history.

Showed up and balled from Day 1 and never complained.

Me calling him a future Hall of Famer has never been a bit, it’s the truth. I’ll still be there for his day in Canton.

Here’s hoping he gets the second ring or at least gets a real shot.

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re on to 2027

09.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Farewell king

09.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pat Mac’s venture into wrestling was fun at first. But like literally every other entity, they insisted that we needed to see this guy 24/7 and it became overbearing.

09.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, some good news.

09.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Burger King sign that says β€œBIG MOUTH WHITE”

A Burger King sign that says β€œBIG MOUTH WHITE”

Burger King in Kyoto put a sign up about ya mans

09.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

God. The knife fights that would be happening in the Southwest Conference right now. RIP.

09.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oil McBoosterman about to go crazy in the portal.

09.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your support of Texas A&M athletics

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sobb Story

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09.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrestlemania 43 live from the WWE Performance Center.

09.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBarabbas for Jesus was the worst trade in history.” - Our pastor

I hear ya brother but the Hawks traded Nique for Danny Manning and his expiring contract with a squad contending for the Eastern Conference.

09.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doesn’t occur very often, so you always need to savor and appreciate when good things happen at USF

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