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The most interesting marine transportation system parody account in the world.

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We have an exit strategy for all our dockings.

10.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Dune: Part One is closely based on Act I of Nutcracker

10.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#servicenotice All sailings cancelled due to everyone skipping work in order to attend opera and ballet.

10.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

The wildest winds have set off your truck’s alarm. Please return to your vehicle.

09.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your attention please. Would the driver of the black Neeson Titan please return to your vehicle and turn off the alarm.

09.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loftiest trucks were made for wildest winds, and this brain-truck of mine now sails amid the cloud-scud.

09.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Your attention please. Would anyone who can stop a VCR from flashing 12:00 please report to the forward lounge. #daylightsavings2026

09.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œExpect delays.” – George Orwell

05.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

And we’ll send all the rest by train.

02.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saltspring forward, Valdes back.

02.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Announcement: starting November 1st, we will remain permanently on Delayed Sailing Time (DST).

02.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Back and forth
Back and forth
Back and forth
Sigh

27.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

covfeefΓ©e

21.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A fee for the fΓ©e!

20.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that as you approach the ticket booth, please have the little fee ready.

20.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AHOY THERE!

A FERRY THAT WANDERED AT DAWN,
WENT HITHER AND THITHER AND YON.
IT RATTLED AND ROARED,
AS SEAGULLS ALL SOARED,
THEN DOCKED β€˜NAR THE BAR WHERE THE CAPTAIN HAD GONE!

19.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crossing hither, crossing thither
Nobody knows why or whither

18.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We have resumed service on the Surreyβ€”New West route.

15.02.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The perfect Valentine’s gift: assorted chocolate-dipped clams!

14.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Plodding to the ports and costs for transportation…

12.02.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

We do need some stinkin’ bridges.

10.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

To unpathed waters, undreamed shores…

07.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Province nixes Malahat widening through Goldstream Park The Ministry of Transportation and Transit says additional analysis is required to β€œunderstand the potential environmental impacts of the project.”

Coincidentally, we’ll be widening the MV Klitsa.

www.timescolonist.com/local-news/p...

06.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder to all our fellow boaters that it is illegal to dump Fraser Institute statistics into open water within three miles of shore.

05.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Your attention please. Would the driver of the Crawler-Transporter please return to your vehicle.

04.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Prego!!

04.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Si.

04.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In space, no one can hear your car alarm.

03.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have successfully fueled up our vessels with the cryogenic liquid ferry propellant.

03.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0