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Lauren Simmons

@laurendorphin

Dressy jogger. Listens to too many podcasts. Baseball feelings. Strident on the internet.

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Still have mine

10.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the first short sleeve day of the year, when my sem 2 students learn about my tattoos

10.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a day for women!!!!

08.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Power went out so we’re only singing β€œdark” songs at karaoke

08.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Secret Garden - Wick
The Secret Garden - Wick YouTube video by BwayDreamer1128

Real ones know www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbpz...

06.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I’ve raced in Endorphin Elites I’ve acquired black toes, and often blisters, but they definitely make me faster. I’m ready to entertain a different race day shoe - others I run include Novablast, Superblast and Endorphin Speed. I need a wider toe box, also. Thoughts?

03.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21st half marathon tomorrow, trained through the worst winter, mood board.

01.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mad Max: he stay!!!!!

26.02.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ending my weekend at the rink for my kid’s skating lessons and glad to see we’re taking this goalie training seriously

22.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood

22.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My poor kid has had to watch the Jays lose in extras, the Sceptres tank, and both our Olympic hockey teams come up short in close games after injuries to key players. Gutting.

22.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy β€œput the MLB app back in your Home Screen day,” we’re born again, there’s new grass on the field.

21.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to boo Britta Curl in Toronto in March

21.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet

He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish

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Baseball is the best

(Andreia Albies/IG)

13.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 556 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 37

I’m at PD session today and my fellow music teachers and I have had access to a university residence cafeteria all day and just watching how much joy this has brought us, it’s incredible. Grown men standing around eating ice cream.

13.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The young players driving Canada’s offence SHOCKING

12.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where else will I get comically large bags of guitar picks for my students to lose?

11.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am SO mad about this!!!!

11.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Y’all know I’m Canada down (2010)

07.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so done man

04.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This tattoo was planned before the Harry Styles announcement fwiw

24.01.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I never see you at the club

Yeah well I never see you at the Blue Monday Les Mis sing-along

19.01.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today it’s Soupalooza (when the foods classes make 8 kinds of soup) and it’s a good day.

09.01.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@thepwhl.com Small detail but at PWHL games we usually more women artists and queer anthems but at this takeover tour event the game ops is playing generic jock jams and it sucks

03.01.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some international diplomacy will occur today

03.01.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social I hope you like puns, see you in Hamilton!

02.01.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decided to make an effort at exposing myself to new music this year. Listened to last year’s Bad Bunny album instead of a podcast at the gym this morning, please clap.

02.01.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is!

26.12.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Update

26.12.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0