Judge Barbra Streisand presiding.
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Judge Barbra Streisand presiding.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
I’m sure the billions of dollars he pockets from his defense contracts with the Pentagon have nothing at all to do with shilling for Trump’s illegal war. He sure seems to support regime change as long as he’s making money off it. Pathetic.
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KILMEADE: When will know the war is over?
TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
And yet we're supposed to believe they were an imminent threat to us?
the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.
He just can't help himself.Anyone else in his position would STFU about women's looks. Actually anyone else in his position would just STFU about women in general. Every time he does this it just reminds you of the Access Hollywood tape. And that creepy birthday card.
“i wanna leave and go to the spelling bee” is going to fuck me up forever.
fuck everyone who voted for this, i hope the rest of your pitiful life is agonizing and lonely
"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes."
www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...
Pretend that circumstances were completely different. Just imagine it and ignore reality.
"Imagine if they had an army of gundams, think about what a terror that would be."
"It hasn't hurt too much"
If I had to pick the worst/least appropriate person to host an event for Women’s history, it would probably be the guy who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
And only because Jeffrey isn’t available.
Trump Women's Month speech: "I didn't read-- I can't prepa-- if I prepare my speeches I won't time to get things done. You ever hear that? I cannot prepare. So I didn't know who the hell I was speaking to, but I walked in and I saw this beautiful woman with the blonde hair."
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Q: Is there anything you can share about the Old Dominion shooting and the Michigan synagogue shooting?
TRUMP: Yes. Tragic *walks away*
it’s completely fucking insane that the *treasury secretary* is out here pretending to give military briefings, and in a normal administration, he’d get fired for this
No shit!
My bad
I think they're saying every other player would get a foul called, but not Stirtz.
This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.
Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org
"This fault lies directly on Trump and Hegseth" -- Sen. Andy Kim points out that the Trump administration gutted the budget for the DoD's "civilian protection center," which could've helped Hegseth and company not bomb an elementary school in Iran
Americans can all rest easy knowing that while this fresh Mideast war may lead to asymmetrical terror attacks throughout the world and on U.S. soil, and household budgets will be strained to a breaking point by doubling the cost of filling a gas tank, the suits at Exxon and Texaco will be just fine.
Maybe it should matter that the President of the United States threatened the lives of the Iranian soccer team, who can say
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'll meet you somewhere that has tons of fuckin booze"
Thank God the oil companies will be OK.
*paying $5 a gallon for gas*
I'm making money!
I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
