The Raccoon

honestly same

i have mine sown on my backpack so predatory women can see it from behind me

beautiful woman at the gas station flirting with me over my witch bait patch,,

Coincidentally, this is why Baptists believe Catholics go to hell, since Jesus forbade money changing in the temple

The Vatican operates analogous to the fed, managing the supply of evil by setting the rate of sin. They also collect and dispose of old evil, accepted in a variety of forms from the offering plate to direct exchange of time to evil in the confession booth for the sinner on the go

this does make the assumption that evil is evenly distributed amongst men however

Given the average person lives around 29 thousand days, we can say that approximately 7.5 seconds of evil lurks in the heart of the average man.

We know that time = money. and we know that money is the root of all evil. which we can re-write as √evil = time. we know there are 24hrs in a day, which means 576 hrs of evil in a day, divided out amongst ~8 billion people is 0.0002592 seconds of evil per person per day +

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i love them

what is the measure of a beast? the extent of its violence?

what's her deal

why does she sleep in the tub somtimes

the world always needs more violence, the more the merrier

the world is an adversary and all destruction is the destruction of your enemies

I would like one normal relationship please (in the cadence of ordering a burger)

why do i have 2 lbs of almonds

wow, look at those lil guys

everyone wants to watch violence and do sex, but I, enlightened,

pastrami and pepperjack sandwich has become 40% of my diet overnight

my body is built for violence and sin

taking an Adderall so that I can talk to my friends

In hindsight,

there will be no tenderness

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stupid fucjkng blissful moments I HAVE SHIT TO DO. MOVE UR ASS RACCOON.

the degree to which I've found enlightenment has been nothing but trouble

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it's really cool and good to be fucked up and evil. it's righteous. being evil is actually being good, if you think about it.

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