Hun Sen’s Eye

Oh shit I’m a lock for the FIFA Peace Prize now for sure. #Hunsanity

Less than two hours lololol sucker-ass buster. #StateoftheUnion #Hunsanity

Didn’t the US have a bunch of gorgeous ladies win gold medals? Why are these toothless Nhiek Bun Chhay-looking sycophants on the screen? It’s like he doesn’t want ratings, or friends, or people to admire his virility. MIND BOGGLING. #StateoftheUnion #Cambodia

Woof. This guy is NOT the incoherent speed addict I met in 2017. #YikesUSA #StateoftheUnion #Hunsanity

Terrible haircut though

7 hours or gtfo you fuckin phony. #StateOfTheUnion #Hunsanity

#Cambodia has yet to field a team in the #WinterOlympics, but we just realized that curling is basically Ice Pétanque, so that’s top of the list. #petanque

Very rare that I read a story and think “wow, that guy’s a huge piece of shit. (derogatory)”

Except from the article above: Dunkley described how the paper functioned as an English-language editing service for the junta. "I actually rewrote the 'four causes,’” he said, referring to the military's core propaganda slogans. "I rewrote them so they sounded a little bit more upbeat in English."

Motherfucker. He did the junta’s propaganda work but hired real journalists for the Phnom Penh Post? WTFOMG. #RossDunkleyFuckingSucks #Cambodia #Hunsanity
cc: @thediplomat.com

Ross Dunkley and the newspaper that sold Myanmar’s generals to the world The Myanmar Times co-founder reflects on his role in helping a brutal regime launder its image

A. Ross Dunkley is a piece of shit.
B. Why wouldn’t he be MY piece of shit?
I’m kind of hurt.
#RossDunkleyFuckingSucks #Burma #Hunsanity

myanmar-now.org/en/news/ross...

Cool Shit in SEAsia, Ranked
1) Angkor
2) Borobudur
3) Nana Plaza
4) Universal Studios Singapore
5) Genting Highlands
6) That Handsy Bridge, Vietnam
7) Some Old Pots on a Hill, Laos

#LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity

HUN SEN WINS ANOTHER ELECTION
#Thailand #Hunsanity

Goddamn Rithy Panh is dumping on you! He’s by no means a humorist, yet this regime is turning him into Jerry fucking Seinfeld!
Have you seen Panh’s movies? There’s hardly one joke in any of them, but NOW he’s got jokes. So embarrassing for the USA. Smhsmh. #LOLAmerica #S21TheJokingMachine

Holy shit they are so bad at this. THIS IS STRONGMAN 101 JACKASS. If you can’t even get your political opponents ON TRIAL, let alone in jail, what good are you? Is America bad at everything now? Totally at a loss here. #LOLAmerica

Former Cambodian Minister of Information Khieu Kanharith holds up a sign that says “Safe to Speak” for world press freedom day 2013. Exceptions to this rule are noted at the bottom.

Free expression is a human right! Bring your US dollars to Cambodia, where it is Safe to Speak!*

#MovetoCambodia #LandofOpportunity #Hunsanity

*exceptions apply

I got this text too! I bet he sent it to everyone on his contacts list. Again. #LOLUSA

You want to get in on this with me, @euambcambodia.bsky.social? We can can present a united front against corruption and impunity! #Cambodia #Hunsanity #StronglyWordedLetter #Diplomacy
cc: @thediplomat.com

homer simpson is sitting in a wheelchair in a living room talking to a woman . ALT: homer simpson is sitting in a wheelchair in a living room talking to a woman .

I’m totally sending it. I can totally see why they do these by the way. Feels fucking awesome. KING OF THE WORLD
#GlobalLeadership #Cambodia #Hunsanity

a man in a suit and tie is looking out the window of an airplane and saying `` enjoy the flight '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking out the window of an airplane and saying `` enjoy the flight '' .

“The rights and harmony of your citizens hangs in the balance. With that in mind, the Kingdom of Cambodia STRONGLY OBJECTS to this violence, repression, and persecution, which seems on its face to be politically motivated without regard for basic human dignity and justice.”
#Cambodia #Hunsanity

“These principles were etched into the bedrock of your nation as you emerged from a bloody war for independence, and they remain vital today.”
ITS TOO RICH HOLY SHIT
#StronglyWordedLettter

a man in a police uniform is shaking hands with a woman in a purple coat . ALT: a man in a police uniform is shaking hands with a woman in a purple coat .

“While we respect your right of self-governance, democracy is built on serving the people, not shamelessly extracting their value and jailing or harming them for peaceful self expression, which is a cornerstone of the US Constitution.”
I CAN’T EVEN YOU GUYS
#Cambodia #Hunsanity #Leadership

a group of chimpanzees are walking in a line with the words praise to the new world order ALT: a group of chimpanzees are walking in a line with the words praise to the new world order

It’s time for the adults in the room to fill this void in global leadership OMGOMG #Hunsanity #NEwOrder

a man in a suit and tie is holding his arms in the air and says it 's happening Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his arms in the air and says it 's happening

Omg I’m totally going to send a strongly worded letter to the US Embassy over political prosecutions. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
#Cambodia #GlobalLeadership #Hunsanity

I doubt they’re on here, but pass this along to any ICE agents you know: if you thought that signing bonus is good for the US, wait until you go somewhere people won’t quit talking about how handsome you are! We can’t wait to meet you in our (bad translation) Wallet Extraction Zones! #MovetoCambodia

You are much harder to trap than your aforementioned armed simpletons!

PS: it’s not even your country, so leave the politics to us—we’ve got you covered! Phew—What a relief! #Hunsanity

Hun Sen poster with his slogan, “Same Same”

Say goodbye to uncertainty and hello to Same Same, Always Same in Cambodia! We’ll take most anyone!

BONUS: do you like texting all day as normal Americans do? We have special spots just for you!
You get hours upon hours dedicated to texting messages like “where are you? I thought dinner was at 6!” And “it was great meeting you yesterday” to total strangers! Sounds like heaven to me! #CasinoSlaves

Famous Bluesky Elders such as @faineg.bsky.social have NOT been killed in Cambodia! And the only reason be afraid of ice here is because it might give you giardia! #movetocambodia

Americans will be executed MUCH LESS SELDOMLY in Cambodia! On a daily basis, your biggest concerns will probably be:

* Ooh, It’s Refreshingly Warm!
* What’s That Smell?
* Why Am I Pooping Like This?

No big deal! #MovetoCambodia #Hunsanity