Orchid + Family

🪽 “Can someone please explain to me what a “milf” is? Why do demons keep calling me that?”

🪽 “Well…. What are your favorite meals? Oh! And I can also bake, clean, and sew… this place could use a lady’s touch…”

She didn’t want to be stuck as Avid’s servant but she’s willing to do housework to convince him to help her.

🪽 “…..Do you need a cook?”

Jasmine knew he would want something in return- who can say no to home cooked food??

^_^

That’s better.

She hugs the imp close to her, giving his horns scratches.

“I love you daddy-o”

:(

He doesn’t want affection? Fine. She’ll go find one of her stepparents-

🪽 “Because you….love him? I think? He speaks highly of you. You are basically the closest thing he has to a father figure” She explained.

“Look, I was hoping…. With all your connections… you would be able to help me find him some friends….”

🪽 “I was wondering if maybe…. Well you see…how do I put this…”

She sighed, burying her face in her paws.

“I need help with my son Sage-“

OwO

Cue the loud purring and affectionate nuzzles.

There’s no escape-

X Oh no- you okay? who do I need to fight?? X

“I didn’t say it wasn’t possible. It’s just not for me. And by the way, if Danny Do Bad shows up and tries to tie me onto any train tracks, I will sting someone, in the eye-“

She hops around, taking in the interior of the hotel.

“So, show me what needs to be done”

🪽 Jasmine winced.

“My word…. Someone certainly hasn’t been taking care of themselves…” She whispered quietly to herself.

She clears her throat.

“Avid, thank you for letting me into your home. I was hoping to speak to you”

[ The High Priestess ]

“CUDDLE ATTACK!!”

Pounces

“Actually granny sent me here to help. She says I’ve been causing too much trouble and should do some good….”

She rolled her eyes.

“I get she wants to steer in the right direction but…. I’m literally in hell. A little too late for that…”

🐍 “I haven’t heard from Val for an entire month did he die?”

“Yep. Jasmine’s favorite and only granddaughter at your service”

X I was using Orchid, not Jas.

Sorry if it wasn’t clear 😅 X

“Hi princess”

“I see. Well it looks good on you. Then again I don’t think there’s anyone who looks bad in in pink… besides my dad-“

“Oh. Huh. I didn’t know you could do that”

Appears with a cup of coffee

“QUIET!!!!”

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🐍 “Well, I love booze! Not as much as I love cigarettes of course- but booze is pretty nice too!”

She nuzzles her.

“But I love you more than booze and cigarettes combined”

🐍 “Eh well, you gotta find a way to convince sinners to come. Booze is one of the best ways to do so. I should know”

🐍 “I prefer the term “smart women””

She lightly hits him with her tail.

“I do actually love her by the way. The money is just a bonus”

🐍 “I’m doing great actually! Got a tall beautiful rich girlfriend!”

🐍 “…..You okay there?”

🐍 “You were 27- Dude I’m older than you!!! Do you not realize how crazy that is?!”

She tilted her head.

“The hell are you talking about? You plan on leaving sh*thole?”

🐍 “Hold up- really? Damn. With the way you acted I assumed you‘ve been here for decades”

🐍 “Come on insect. You’ve been in hell longer than I’ve been alive. Nothing should surprise you at this point”