BB Chicken

Chicago wind gauge

Ah, but the Iranian sleeper agents are all disguised as Somalis in Minneapolis. Checkmate, libs.

Side by side photos of Trump's neck and hand disfigurements.

The antichrist is disfigured, you say?

He's sexy in Bull Durham, and in exactly zero other movies.

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

Grifters gonna grift.

Gotta wait until they get that MMA training before going in.

I believe the falling asleep part.

Yes! For however many thousands of years if you wanted to hear music you had to be in the physical presence of someone playing an instrument. And "streaming music on my phone" is a phrase that would have been nonsensical in my childhood.

I think about this a lot. Generations of my ancestors saw no material technological progress and I've gone from typewriters to touch screens and cloud storage, just as one example.

Find somebody who loves you as much as I love the double Gloucester with chives & onion from Aldi.

‘Rental market is largely frozen’: San Diego rent prices fall in national rankings National rents are down 2% annually but Zumper said Southern California is seeing more of a slowdown because of increased supply.

San Diego rents fall 5.5%—proof that building housing works.

Add 6,000 apartments, prices drop.

This eases pressure on voucher programs, helps low-income renters, makes the city more accessible.

Want sustained affordability? Keep building.

www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/02/04/r...

@darthbluesky.bsky.social , it *was* Jared!

Pitchers and catchers and red-winged blackbirds report.

It's the best book I've ever read about psychopaths.

My first word (after "mama" and "dada") was "Cookie" and referred to anything fuzzy or furry like Cookie Monster.

Let's learn about the coquí frog 🐸 (Eleutherodactylus coqui), native to Puerto Rico where it is a beloved national symbol.

I want to focus on their call: two tones described as co- and -quí.

(SOUND ON) Take a listen 👂 & see if you spot the pattern.

Then I'll tell you something amazing about it.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

The Super Bowl is my annual excuse to eat three different dips for dinner.

I'm currently reading The Count of Monte Cristo (Penguin edition).

I hope that's a bot.

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

Violence by the state against its own citizens is worse than violence between private entities/individuals.

She literally made a commercial about DHS that runs daily!

American Stasi

You can't stray far from the toilet, it's true. But I thought I'd be hangry and that the prep drink would taste terrible, and neither of things were my experience.

And get that colonoscopy! I promise, hand on my heart, that it's not a bad experience.

my emerging theory is that the political press literally does not believe in objective reality in any meaningful sense. there is only what A says and what B says and how that affects the horse race

People responding "but they don't need to do much because they'll make people afraid to vote" have literally not paid attention to what's happening in Minneapolis. The response of people is not to run and hide, it's "If you're going to kill me, I'm going to die standing up."