Here are cats
Here are cats
There's no way gift cards are legitimate
it'a weird how middle america and central america aren't the same thing
2 manufactured items aren't eerily similar, they're just similar.
I think the perfect Everyday Carry item would be somebody else to carry that shit around for me. Do you know how many pockets I have to contend with? A lot!
I like when the other guy isn't in the office sometimes because I then can listen to jock jams all day
Frank Stallone trolling Joe Bonamassa is the best part of my day
Check out my new mixed media art installation, where you can look at doodles I made while I sneak up behind you and blow an airhorn
Spotted in a supermarket, February 2024: weird guy wearing a shirt that reads "It was me. I let the dogs out." The world is full of tiny miracles.
I cast Heroism on a sandwich and it turned into a hoagie
Retrogamers complain about "censorship" in Western ports and translations like a game is ruined if you can't see 12 pixels that vaguely suggest a boob
I heard a musical was cancelled and that made me feel a little better just broadly
Ever waste the morning trying to find an obscure Internet joke from 1999? Me neither
Posting this to document that temu ads on youtube were using a long e sound until no longer than 30 minutes ago but now it's a short e and I'm not crazy
Fucking temu shut up
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-every Deftones song
As an Italian-American, that was maybe the best joke in a very clever fiom
I don't hear Jello Biafra talked about as a great frontman very much but I think he's great in a David Lee Roth kinda way
What the fuck even is fudge
TLC
STP
Radiohead
- Creep hierarchy
3 discs? Buddy, talk to me when Baldurs Gate comes on 18 discs. N00bs.
My voice and accent are weird so nobody can tell when I'm cleverly calling the REO Speedwagon the Oreo Speedwagon
Photo of a cute juvenile goat with a white a grey striped coat, standing on a stump in a grassy lawn, with his head down like he's ready for jumping and mischief.
A friend of ours suffered an unimaginable tragedy when his sister Amy was murdered by her ex yesterday. If you can, please consider a donation to their small Vermont farm sanctuary to give them financial breathing room to grieve and take a break from fundraising. www.instagram.com/p/C0MKQeMOI64/
If you care what color Melania Trump's coat is, you have to give assholes a pass for complaining about Obama's tan suit, which makes you an asshole, too. Don't be an asshole; attack people for their character, not their appearance.
When I see the little chat thingy pop up and like Andrea or whoever chimes in with a "Human here! How can I help?" I lose roughly 5 minutes stuck between realities
If you're thinking about supporting RFK Jr, I would to announce myself as a finalist for the WH Smith Literary Award based only on my distant relation to Sir Walter Scott
TikTok's critics keep attacking the app for having more pro-Palestine posts than pro-Israel, saying it's proof the "propaganda machine" should be banned for "polluting the minds of American young people." But Facebook and Instagram show the exact same trend. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
There hasn't been a worthwhile Kennedy alive since the 1960s and even then it's debatable. Whateverthefuck Kennedy Junior is not a legitimate political candidate
More people need to like fewer things
Today I realized that I've never tried to pay attention to Bark at the Moon all the way through before. I don't recommend it, that song is just the catchy part you remember from commercials of 90s collections of 80s metal songs and threeish minutes of the bad Ozzy
I don't care enough about the D-Backs to root for or against them, so I as a baseball nerd will default to rooting for Texas as they've never won a World Series before