Fun fact: I physically ran into Goldberg while taking a short head-clearing run in the middle of doing his 8hr take-home exam. It was my first ever law school test. (I did fine and he laughed :))
Great prof, good person, 13 years out the groupchat affectionately calls him βdad.β
Your baby girl gonna be a home owner π₯Ή
Setting the goals! Doing the damn things! π
iβm begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please
To all the people who took Elon Musk seriously as a free speech hero: Iβm sorry everyone is being mean and saying bad things to you. Thatβs not kind or fair. I know it hurts. Fortunately I can help. I have this here handful of magic beans, and for a comparatively low and reasonable price, they
About to fuck up a babyβs day
There really is nothing better!! ππ₯
Four great ways to protect your lungs from wildfire smoke:
*Wear a mask
*Stay indoors
*Use an air purifier
*Demolish a fossil fuel company and wear its teeth as a necklace
Team clean the house the night before the house cleaner comes over stand up βπΎ
Remember that one time when black lives mattered? Wild.
I used AI to go back into all the great jazz records and insert the notes they didnβt play.
Like NO ONE IS HAPPY AND THAT IS THE POINT OF A TRAGEDY
@ebakerwhite.bsky.social dis u?
They stuck the landing ππΎββοΈ
lmaooooooooβββββββ (fading out as i turn the corner down the block)
(fading back in as i loop around the corner behind you) α΅α΅α΅oooooooooooooOOOOO
this is the energy Iβm going into the Succession finale with
whoops! looks like you are about to engage in discourse. would you like to go back and post a joke instead?
Me: It is unrealistic that in β3 body problem,β when faced with a genocidal alien invasion, many humans would side with the aliens. Nothing would unite humanity like a genocidal alien invasion.
Many of you: βIβm joining the orca warβ¦ on the side of the orcas!β
βGrandma, tell me about the fall of Democracy.β
Well, honey, people were upset about pronouns so they let Nazis take over.
BREAKING (leak): We have confirmation from corroborating anonymous sources that the new phone will be better than the old phone
Guys, america remains the ghetto π
Be so evil that even Hell doesnβt want you.
Late to this but Barry on HBO is incredible
Imagine living in a country where you can only get healthcare if you have a job and thinking itβs the best country on earth.
been thinking about it a lot and we should go back to being primordial soup
