Mr. Parker

That’s such a great venue!

Personally, I’d watch the shit out of it if it was a Black trans woman beating the living piss out of Kid Rock.

Oh, look. 2 men who are both okay with peodphilia.

Leaving Meta’s platforms is really like quitting smoking or detoxing. I’m actually a little alarmed.
I also seem to have a lot more time in my hands. It’s been a busy week as a solo small business owner and I’ve been handling it just fine. And I repainted the bathroom.

Gosh, that’s pretty.

I can’t wait until the child she’s carrying comes out as trans so that we can all tell her it’s God’s punishment for her supporting fascists and encourage her to beg for forgiveness.

Every time I hear the word “homeland,” I’m fucking embarrassed.

Atta boy!

How I feel when someone blocks me:

Or is it the holes in his brain caused by the untreated syphilis?
ONLY PAM BONDI AND THE EPSTEIN FILES KNOW FOR SURE.

Weird way for Randy to announce to the world that nobody will fuck him.

It’s definitely going to be the Yankees and Phil Rizzuto.
Then afterwards, they’ll recap the game in Warner Wolf’s voice, complete with “Let’s go to the video tape!”

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

Breaking up with Meta was the best decision I’ve made in a long time.

“My ride is here. It’s a huff, and I’m leaving in it.”

I was just about to say that.

I’ve got a lil table garden happening. In February. Maybe California ain’t so bad. ☀️🪴🪏

Five years ago, the sick little puppy we adopted finally came home to us for the first time after a few weeks in the animal hospital. I haven’t spent a night without him since. Happy Gotcha Day, Hank. 🦴♥️🐾

RBG said something like, “If your voice held no power, they wouldn’t try to silence it.”
There’s nothing bullies fear more than the truth.

Aw, you’re welcome.

Chicken fat in chocolate chip cookies, too. Depression-era grandmothers were onto something.

Need to add that one to the list. If you’ve never subbed out bacon fat for butter in a cookie recipe, try it. Bacon fat gingersnaps are fantastic.

I haven’t seen this film in ages.
Oh, and my mother-in-law is great. Why do you ask?

<snort>

“80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.”
-Yogi Berra

If your pup doesn’t nap with you like this, does he even love you?

I did A&P 2 over a summer evening semester and had a really great experience with it! You’re going to learn so much. I also did developmental psych over a summer semester, but it was a morning class. I had an entertaining professor who made it interesting. You’re going to do great!

Oooh. Nina Simone? Chrissie Hynde? Karen Carpenter? Roberta Flack?