Amazing Laizy 🦚

‘All I wanna do is *bang bang bang* and-a *click-click ching-ching* and kill chalamet

wow I’m such a petty bitch sometimes and I live for it

I HATE HIM I YATE HIM I HATE HIM

I want to rip out Timothée’s little mustache hairs one by one, then feed them to him until he chokes. Then, I will use a bone saw to cut out his spindly little ribs and fashion them into toothpicks. I want to dry out his entrails into jerky and feed them to a rabid pack of wolves. I want to see pain

I’m so GRATEFUL that the internet is turning in that little twerp Chalamet. I’ve wanted to punch him square in his smug little face for years.

hear me out: the geico gecko

FUCK MY PLURIPUSSY WITH A RAKE, MOM!

Pluribus(sy) has really changed me.

Oh, to possess the ability to feel every clit and prostate stimulation of every being on earth at the same time. If I were one of the ‘joiners’ on that show, I’d never stop pounding our prostates and flicking the beans! What overwhelming mirth could come from such collective masturbatory force !!

I could go for a nice collective fucking in the pluribussy

did someone lace lanthimos’ and aster’s wheathies with lsd when they were little?

god rhea seehorn is a master class in straight man relatable character work

the choral music world be stuffy af sometimes

BABY JUST BOOKED HER FIRST PROFESSIONAL NTC OPERA GIG IN 10 YEARS AHHHH

*strapped to a gurney, en route to a long term psychiatric treatment facility* “YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM PLUGGING A.G. … HE IS INNOVATIVE, VERSATILE, WHIMSICAL BUT MEASURED… AT TIMES VAGUELY MOZART-IAN IN MELODIC APPROACH AND THE FUTURE OF CREATIVELY INFORMED DIGITAL PRODUCTI— *ambulance door slams*

I have a virtual date tonight with a Canadian and I’m just praying to every deity it goes well so maybe I can get tf out of this shithole country and go frolic with a fabulous maple gay in peace

I’m just fully on the ag cook train like on repeat no lube gaping & all idk he’s so endearing?? like it’s quirky sincerity mixed with obsessive precision and vast uninhibited imagination

my father passed away 17 years ago today… hard to believe. I still aspire to make him proud every day ❤️

*ecstatic

Phoenix Chorale: The Gallant Weaver - MacMillan YouTube video by Phoenix Chorale

god I love this piece. I know it’s so obnoxious/lame to be this e this antic about a choral ensemble but… this recording really does take me somewhere serene and whole. James MacMillan really ate his Wheaties when crafting this one. I also *famously* love a soprano.

*my ocd has left the chat*

*sigh* I guess I’m not leaving this pc music phase any time soon… it’s just so meticulously crafted

I hope I garner enough cultural relevancy in my life that the future rupaul equivalent awkwardly rolls me out on a wheelcha- …erm, throne on national television

okay I need to get it together and step my pussy up asap

Happy WW3 everyone! 🙂🙏 stay safe, and as always, fuck Israel and imperialism.

hi can we please retire the R slur for things we find annoying or inconvenient, especially in a professional setting in front of 20+ colleagues/volunteers thank you so v much CC: my church choir director

I love an Episcopalian who likes to fuck!!

god, be at mine 🍑, and at my departing. AH, MEN

ain’t no closet big enough for the unbelievably irreverent homosexual spirit that has apparently always dwelt inside me, let me tell ü

to make matters worse, I would say it was due to her profile and strong jaw 🤦🏻‍♂️