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@thedarkestbard

32. sober gay guy. two-faced gemini. slytherin. sometimes spicy and suggestive, so be 18+ πŸ‡§πŸ‡· ✑️ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ https://linktr.ee/neveratrest

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Degraded Master Sword, Hylian Shield, and Master Sword (undegraded) hanging on a wall

Degraded Master Sword, Hylian Shield, and Master Sword (undegraded) hanging on a wall

There. Fixed the living room.

11.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 910 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3
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Just two pictures of me

12.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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I almost forget about hump day! πŸ¦¦πŸ’›

12.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1252 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
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Happy humpday! I cut my hair and I’m feeling freshly gay.
#gay #gaymer #gayover30

11.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Big boy got a nice workout in

11.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Your daily reminder that not a single epstein client has been arrested.

11.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 3751 πŸ” 1043 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 42

C1 to H1, mate.

12.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's a mood. I recently (like, early February) got discharged from therapy and god do i miss it!

12.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a crab with a Jamaican accent crawling out of the ocean and aggressively trying to make you kiss a girl who literally cannot speak.

12.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

I wish being a fan wasn't so much work. You're always told to do free PR. You must wishlist, write reviews, if you pay this way they get more money, or that way it's less. Make sure to listen to each song straight through, all the way. Like and subscribe. Leave a comment.

11.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

11.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 5944 πŸ” 1150 πŸ’¬ 330 πŸ“Œ 175
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Chris "Wrong" Trump Sec of Energy tumbles the price of crude oil with wrong information only to cause it to spike after retracting his "X" comment. Can America not see how absolutely unqualified this admin - from Top down - in unqualified to lead. They are destroying our economy & our government.

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1681 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 54

This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per weekβ€”and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after.

It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.

11.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 24956 πŸ” 5859 πŸ’¬ 852 πŸ“Œ 287
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 10404 πŸ” 1747 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 124
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Booty

12.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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A hump day post

12.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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😝

11.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2275 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy hump day πŸ‘

11.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1579 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 2
Shirtless selfie with towel

Shirtless selfie with towel

Took the shower that makes you gay

11.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 373 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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Girl me too

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A 3 panel comic of a man being segmented into parts with Dimensional portal rings.
Panel 1. A muscular man, naked, in a chastity cage, stands next to a shorter man holding a remote control. The muscle man says "If you're going to remove my libs with these things, why would you need to tie them up too?". The controller says "Well I don't want them wriggling away, duh!". 
Panel 2. The mans body has poofed away leaving just his chest and his head. He says "Fuck".
Panel 3. The pecs are put on a marble plinth, displayed as a drooling bust, nipple suckers have been placed on his nipples and a gag has been put in his mouth. The controller says "Oh yes, I think you're going to be part of the permanent collection".

A 3 panel comic of a man being segmented into parts with Dimensional portal rings. Panel 1. A muscular man, naked, in a chastity cage, stands next to a shorter man holding a remote control. The muscle man says "If you're going to remove my libs with these things, why would you need to tie them up too?". The controller says "Well I don't want them wriggling away, duh!". Panel 2. The mans body has poofed away leaving just his chest and his head. He says "Fuck". Panel 3. The pecs are put on a marble plinth, displayed as a drooling bust, nipple suckers have been placed on his nipples and a gag has been put in his mouth. The controller says "Oh yes, I think you're going to be part of the permanent collection".

Alternative use of D-Rings: Flaunting your boyfriends fat pecs by turning him into a traditional bust.
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11.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lesson number 130: Cordyceps Sinensis. How to use the 'hymalayan viagra' to enhance recovery, stamina and libido. How does it work? What does studies show and how it can be used in Penis enhancement.

Now on

onlyfans.com/xavilqarcock...

11.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me neither tbh

11.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me sitting in my cubicle, wearing a dark green JΓ€egermeister shirt with a tarot-esque stag design on it and a cap with a similarly colored bill. My pup collar can be seen beneath the collar of my shirt. I’m giving a somewhat tired smirk at the camera.

Me sitting in my cubicle, wearing a dark green JΓ€egermeister shirt with a tarot-esque stag design on it and a cap with a similarly colored bill. My pup collar can be seen beneath the collar of my shirt. I’m giving a somewhat tired smirk at the camera.

Happy hump day, pups n peeps ❀️ ready for this weekend to hit, this sinus infection has me feeling like this week is never gonna end

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1
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Im soaked in sweat and smelling good hehe all thanks to my hubby encouraging my workout today

10.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Blocked him myself.

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Growing my beard out a bit

11.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 2642 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 4
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11.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1091 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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Going through a dry spell

11.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
Bridge of the Enterprise-D

Bridge of the Enterprise-D

Unsolicited deck pic.

11.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0