next time tell him to "BE QUIET PIGGY!"
next time tell him to "BE QUIET PIGGY!"
Steve Coogan 'doing the Andy Burnham'! #harryhill
The ONLY animal the British public want featured on new banknotes:
TO THE HAGUE FOR HAGUESETH
Coming up on 30 years since the Dunblane school shooting massacre (13th March 1996) and watching another documentary about it. The families wanted to end legal handgun ownership and we passed those laws. We’ve not had a school shooting since. I ache for all Americans who cannot get this done there.
What have badgers done to deserve that
180 little 7-12 girls obliterated in a school – FOR WHAT!?
Peaceful tourists
Comical Don
Ally's phrases poem:
I'm cheeky me!
I'm winking at it!
I'm a little drunk,
Sit on it Barbara:
Just get it out the way early.
No one likes the same phrase:
Don't put your eggs in a basket.
(I'm Fleabagging)
Ally has TOO MANY catchphrases now
This one's going to the big one, I can feel it
1 & 2 both fake news
Isn't Paul Wesley getting on a bit at 43 to play Kirk in the first year?
Shatner was 34/35 in the pilot episode of the original series.
Spurs are bad-enough without Bad-enough
"Daddy said I've GOT to wear them and grow into them"
"Daddy said I've GOT to wear them and grow into them"
It is, but impeachment is pointless as Republicans will just vote it down (as per the last two times)
OPERATION EPIC EPSTEIN DISTRACTION has been successful
the 2000s were so rapey
"If it's true that the Iran war will mark 'Jesus's return to Earth', as US forces have been told, at least that would suggest there was some kind of plan" Stewart Lee on Armageddon
New Stewart Lee column.
'“President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”. To be honest, I preferred Jesus when he just healed lepers, made a small amount of fish feed more people....'
Totally avoids the question of course. Cunt
"kind of shit" = assaulting women & girls
Fuck Amazon. Fuck Bezos
Apparently Ogles says "you have to go back", Waj... to California.
the weird incels who create this are super weird
This guy needs to get his massive swollen red one ball checked – it's huge