Kobbie_Mainiac🇾🇪

You know it’s bad when you’re pleasantly surprised we finished 15th…

What is he playing at man… I backed him so hard last season😩

“He’s clinical just not getting the service wait till he’s used to the league”…

He doesn’t even look like he wants to score. Won’t even go near the goal🤦🏻‍♂️

Someone please turn this into a thread on why we’re going to win this Wednesday…

I’m starting to have a bit of a wobble and need an injection of faith from my Red brothers and sisters😅👹

If it was Bournemouth and Brighton (or any two other media darling teams) in the Europa Final… would this prick have called it ‘ridiculous’ that the winner gets into the Champions League?

Of course fucking not. Utter hypocrisy all over the media it’s a joke.

“Gusto goes in with 2 feet so I think that’s the right call there”

On booking Heaven🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Ffs these co-comms have pissed me off all night… utter fucking anti-United nonsense

I don’t believe my eyes

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Got any more?

I’m going early:

MASON MOUNT WILL BREAK THE NO. 7 CURSE😍🇾🇪

Reds❤️

Tell me one player you’d love to see at United next season👹

Morgan Rogers is a strong contender for me 🔥

It’s comforting we’ve found someone worse at set pieces than we are❤️

Zirkzee’s immediate reaction was of confusion, almost like even he wasn’t expecting it😅🤣

So predictable isn’t it 🙃

Spent the last 2 years complaining we don’t have a fit, physical left back.

We’ve finally bought one.

He’s playing his debut…

At right back😂

Dorgu is popping up with nice little touches and moves.

Only been 20 minutes of his United career but looking like he change the way we get forward🤔

Yeah I work in sales, if we don’t perform we lose out

Makes people a lot more thorough and a lot more motivated

Neil Warnock used to fine players for passing to Adel Taraabt in the defensive half because that wasn’t his strength

It’s not too dissimilar to that really

How else do you get him in the right place and doing what he needs to do

Footballers get fined every week for stuff like leaving their bowls out and not wearing flip flops in the shower, it motivates players because it’s jovial

I think you mean I want his wages withheld which isn’t the case

I agree, much more confidence in Europe, which is why he needs it in the PL

I don’t mean docking a weeks wages, just knocking a small amount off, more for self competition, could easily be having to set out the cones for the week or picking up everyone’s undies

Just to push him on

I feel like he wants the chance to be perfect but he knows how to bury them

I’m (half) joking

Something does need to be done about the “he gets no service” argument, which is true for the most part

But Bruno and Amad are two of the most creative players in the league

He needs to do something to make sure he’s in the right place

Amorim needs to start fining Højlund I think

Too slow on the ball and afraid to shoot

I’d be fining him if he takes too long the ball or doesn’t take 5 shots per game (when we can get the ball)

He just needs more shots at goal, would surprise himself how many go in

That turn from Ugarte was excellent🤩

His ball carrying skills are gonna be a big part of our game I think🤔

RIP Denis Law❤️

Many of us are too young to have seen him play, but the beautiful thing about this club is how the history lives on for decades🇾🇪

To the Re-United Trinity🙏🏼❤️

Thank you Lawman for your great contribution to our club❤️

It annoyed me when they used to say that was ‘instructional’ for Rashford

As if Ten Hag was in there going “yeah basically just jog up to them until you’re within a tackling distance and then just watch them run away”

Agreed, as a defender he’s beatable which I’m sure will change. As he matures and gains experience he’ll learn to position himself and his body better to make the challenge earlier

But having that last ditch challenge he made on Son and Nuñez is very good to have in the locker!🙏🏼

I know defensively we’ve been appealing for a while, but I’ve been quite impressed with Yoro

Seems to get back well and he’s made some really well measured last-ditch sliding tackles in the box on quite a few occasions now

The sort where you’re usually covering your eyes

Unbelievable composure🇾🇪

Co comm on my stream was saying Højlund was probably chosen because he’s better technically and having a better touch, but not as clinical.

I might be the one being stupid here, but surely he’s got his notes mixed up?😅

Amad is a sensation.

The kid needs an another payrise, a statue in the centre of Manchester, and a Nobel peace prize❤️

Takes a lot to be a bright spark in a dull team🙏🏼

It’s not though, mentally there is a lot more in the matches we won.

They were all derbies and grudge matches.

I’m talking about the mentality, not the form or difference in quality.

Bar a couple of exceptions, they all seem to have just dropped their heads.

Plus, the squad we had in 2013/14 is completely different to this squad, so fergie leaving isn’t the problem here.

Something bigger going on in this squad in particular.