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Need to finis this project GF

- Needs to finish this project
- "Oh yeah I haven't finished this"
- "Haha woops it's not done yet"
- "Right I forgot about this project"

Need to finis this project GF - Needs to finish this project - "Oh yeah I haven't finished this" - "Haha woops it's not done yet" - "Right I forgot about this project"

14.03.2026 16:26 👍 721 🔁 237 💬 7 📌 36

aceito recomendações de músicas pra minha Playlist Da Academia pois eu percebi que a motivação certa é essencial

14.03.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

only soulful AI slop

13.03.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being uncomfortable is not the same as being harmed.

12.03.2026 00:03 👍 1734 🔁 747 💬 9 📌 2

yeah this is your daily reminder that science has actually concluded porn addiction doesnt exist www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

09.03.2026 18:14 👍 1307 🔁 686 💬 15 📌 8

então, o monster branco é um dos meus favoritos, mas eu queria q o monster de morango tivesse gosto de morango kkkkkk

12.03.2026 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

eu juro que questionei se eles tinham feito um lote do sabor errado por engano pq é o mesmo gosto

12.03.2026 11:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

o strawberry dreams? nem precisa é apenas o monster branco de roupinha

12.03.2026 11:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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01.03.2026 16:41 👍 123 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 3

que saudade dele meudeus

11.03.2026 11:21 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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me when mulango

10.03.2026 17:15 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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10.03.2026 21:18 👍 1053 🔁 357 💬 0 📌 3
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yo gang check this out

10.03.2026 19:26 👍 924 🔁 157 💬 7 📌 0

meu deus que coisa horrorosa

10.03.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

amiga qual

10.03.2026 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Foto de um veadinho com a frase em inglês "Eu sou simultaneamente mais idiota e mais esperto que você imagina. Não me estime."

Foto de um veadinho com a frase em inglês "Eu sou simultaneamente mais idiota e mais esperto que você imagina. Não me estime."

09.03.2026 23:34 👍 287 🔁 134 💬 2 📌 2

dizer que: descobri que o audiobook do livro que eu to lendo tem 28 horas. se eu terminar esse livro vai ser o livro mais longo que eu já li na vida. eu to tentando decidir como me sentir sobre saber que esse é o livro mais longo que eu já li na vida.

10.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

como eu leio muito epub e audiobook eu comecei a medir tamanho de livro por tempo estimado de leitura e não por páginas (pq esses dois formatos não tem página definida). o tamanho médio de um livro comum fica ali entre 8 e 13 horas. moby dick que eu considero um calhamaço tem 20 horas. tudo isso pra

10.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

404 thought not found in the system

09.03.2026 23:41 👍 826 🔁 84 💬 26 📌 1

"I asked ChatGPT--" block.
"I don't use AI much, just here and there--" block.
"I only use AI for dumb stuff like memes and my pfp" block.
"AI helps me do--" block.

I wish we still had the AI user auto block list.

#fuckai

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 16 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

Não é pão, é o Januário

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 370 🔁 78 💬 1 📌 0
laura palmer: hey guys
guys: AURA FARMER
laura palmer: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

laura palmer: hey guys guys: AURA FARMER laura palmer: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

04.03.2026 22:14 👍 680 🔁 309 💬 2 📌 5
1 Me: He froze like a deer in the headlights.
2 Deer: Okay tough guy, what would you do?
Me: It’s just an expression.
3 Deer: No, no, no. You’re standing there, suddenly all you see is a blinding light. What’s your plan? I want to hear it.
4 Me, frowning: I would freeze.
Deer: I fucking thought so.

1 Me: He froze like a deer in the headlights. 2 Deer: Okay tough guy, what would you do? Me: It’s just an expression. 3 Deer: No, no, no. You’re standing there, suddenly all you see is a blinding light. What’s your plan? I want to hear it. 4 Me, frowning: I would freeze. Deer: I fucking thought so.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

04.03.2026 20:12 👍 668 🔁 130 💬 1 📌 2
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04.03.2026 17:01 👍 457 🔁 142 💬 1 📌 17
strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

26.02.2026 21:10 👍 2900 🔁 941 💬 4 📌 12

Ninguém:

O cavalo de The Witcher 3:

04.03.2026 13:57 👍 195 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0

Dona Maria Metafórica preparando a misturinha pra limpar o banheiro (todo o prédio foi hospitalizado com edema pulmonar agudo em seguida)

03.03.2026 15:14 👍 113 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0

não recomendo ter fobia de coisas que vc precisa fazer pra sobreviver

03.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.02.2026 22:06 👍 80 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1

eu gostaria de não estar rawdogging life

28.02.2026 07:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0