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Told one of my favourite stories to Dan, Hesse, and Charles. Did you know that the early Italian mafia was primarily a counterfeiting organisation!!!!!!

Energy insecurity. Higher bills. Exposure to catastrophic economic consequences of Trump's wars.

That's what happens when you fail to shift fast enough to renewables, and cut back on support for clean energy.

Let's cut bills & create jobs through a clean power revolution.

Hey Tom Miss you

Don’t text

I think this is just making it more official

NO THAT WAS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STUPID FUCKING PLAN

A hole punched in drywall

fuck this world

We’re revealing where he’s a councillor on Monday

At some point on TF I mentioned my friend who was once dating a girl who used to kiss her dog on the lips and one time after she kissed her dog she kissed him, and he was pretty sure there was a dog hair in his mouth. Anyway it turns out said woman’s dad is now running as a reform councillor

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, playboy

This is one of the most viscerally unpleasant mayors yet

This is one of the most viscerally unpleasant mayors yet

(Red Dead scenario start noise) use eagle eye to identify people you can ask for two hundred dollars and then press x

Listen Arthur, we’re going to Tahiti we just need uh two hundred dollars

Feel like they stopped trying with the new Red Dead mission pack

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

First American aircraft carrier to the bottom of the ocean since Iwo Jima before 2027, @kalshiofficial.bsky.social give me odds

Oh my god they want to do an air war but the stock market is going bounce them into running the loser American campaign from the Millennium Challenge

More polls like this to come, I wager

I don't get it - everyone else at the countryside pub where they serve dinner at 4 PM was voting Reform!

With Iran War, Kalshi and Polymarket Bet That the Depravity Economy Has No Bottom Gambling markets have conveniently found a stance that allows them to continue to profit from death and war.

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I feel like this is the first Thing to ever occur in or to the United Arab Emirates

Why do we colour inside the lines. We colour inside the lines to feel safe from the unknown, to feel safe for ourselves. So we ask: why not flirt with danger?

Screw Young Sheldon, give me Young Don Draper

The Tomb of the Unknown Clown, a casino pit boss that's also a skeleton, and perhaps the cheapest bribe to a mayor yet... it's all here!

Matt Goodwin is an embarrassing idiot, and that he has ever been treated by our society in general with anything more than contempt and derision is a searing indictment of how opinion is formed in this country

Why are out of touch politicians in the Westminster bubble not understanding that GHB is a priority for the squeezed middle up and down the country?