Bones

a man in a tank top is standing in front of a body of water with the words see you soon written below him ALT: a man in a tank top is standing in front of a body of water with the words see you soon written below him

Me eyeing the thin layer of snow over my garden

Cellar Door.

Indeed.

I think this reply is poetry by itself (right cadence, grammar, implication!) and i'm tired of hiding my romantic, in love with language and poetry self in some weird bid to be "accepted" by people so i am sharing it in the hopes you catch a whiff of the beauty i see in small phrases each day

I put my partners thighs around my head one leg at a time

Hot take: removing things from ovens

Hot take: cross buns

Hot take: cloths are how you should oil furniture

Faux distressed furniture irks me

Let the finish fuck up on its own, let it tell a story beyond "cheap plastic sponge did this"

Not anymore

Yeah so turns out having a therapist help you go into the feelings you've been repressing for 20+ years is intense and has a pretty huge impact on you, who knew? /S

... I want to send you the table of contents for the cooking book @thaliacorvyn.bsky.social has and see if anything interests you! Lmk and i'll send it tomorrow hehe

Two knives with twisted thorny handles

It Hurts Me Too

Never related to a meme harder than I do with this one right now

I have too many pictures of coals and none of them are good haha

#Calgary: training for #bird collision monitors is happening Thursday March 19 with @calgaryresponse.bsky.social #ornithology www.facebook.com/share/1AfFCF...

Alberta about to find out the difference between a "constitutional monarchy" and "democracy"

“Spring in Canada is so beautiful” says woman about to experience months of grimy dirt snow on the side of roads BURLINGTON, ON - Penny Collier, 31, recently claimed to some international friends that "springtime in Canada is so beautiful", clearly not remembering the endless months following winter where the si...

“Spring in Canada is so beautiful” says woman about to experience months of grimy dirt snow on the side of roads

Seriously.

I hate this phone's camera

When the colour theory hair dye experiment works out

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

When I drove one, yes!! I also lived in Alberta so got mercilessly mocked by dudes who filled their Rams up for $120 when I paid like, $15, and I took it on the highways allllll the time!

Rest in Piss, motherfucker

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰

Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly