The state of US healthcare is actually dystopian but it’s not an interesting dystopia like in a novel. It’s a really stupid dystopia where the beneficiaries of the system write the laws and just fuck the most desperate people (because it’s healthcare) mercilessly so that they can have more money
I think it's pretty universally understood that money corrupts humans with incredible efficiency. So naturally, the USA has elected a billionaire as its leader. And not just any billionaire, but the dumbest one
Dam
And some bats!
We always hear about how many calories the brain and other boring organs need. I want to know how many calories it takes for a sphincter to remain clenched all day. What is the caloric requirement to not shit yourself
When it comes to martinis, you need to add more dry to make a wet
An exhibit at the Mattress Factory that is a team of people making mattresses, entitled “Art Museum”
but the person is in way too deep at this point and continues insisting and awkwardly laughing about the alleged fact that the cashier just sold a tickets for an R rated movie to three children in a trench coat 3/3
And the cashier looks them up and down and is like “I’m pretty sure you’re just a tall adult person” 2/3
A tall person who dresses in a trench coat and buys a ticket to a rated R film, then comes back and tells the cashier that they really fell for it, that the tall person is actually three children inside a trench coat. 1/3
Wearing a hoodie with the hood up but you tuck it behind your ears and look silly but you don't care because you're confident
