“HEY THATS MY GIMMICK!”
14.03.2026 15:13
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“HEY THATS MY GIMMICK!”
“Sorry, I think dinosaurs are cool but I got cursed by some weird relic a few hours ago that made every statement I agree with spontaneous ignite something around me.”
🐍”…Heh.”
KABOOM! The ground under the pair explodes with a violent outburst, leaving the clay vessel that typically held Ren broken. She could always have Sobek rebuild it later, but now it was a matter of pride on the line.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𖤓
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒏
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒐ㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Her hand was beginning to melt onto the sidewalk, but she didn’t flinch. She would be proven right.
She stared her down with a look like she bit into a lemon.
🐍”And I have my own way to work. You are not my boss, you are not part of my pantheon. You are a small scale replacement. So again, go get your own. I’ve grown plenty. Plus the Egyptian climate has produced plenty of them for consumption.”+
You may be a god, but I am too. You are not above me despite whatever superiority complex you have is. And if you keep this up, I do have that wolf on speed dial. So shut up, and go get your own.”
🐍”Let me tell you something.”
She puts a hand on her shoulder and manages to pull her down to eye level without a moment of hesitation
🐍”My job is a lifeline. If I make more plants now, then we get more animals, then I need to overproduce and hope people don’t die from starvation. +
She scowls
🐍”The humans have strawberries, get a wallet and go buy some. I’m not screwing up my job on the whims of a temp.”
“…We speaking Bionicle now? What the fuck is that? I’m referring to-
Oh-ohohoho, I almost said her name.”
Ren walks in from offscreen with fast food
🐍”…Oh. Hey.”
She looks down at her hands and notices they are turning translucent
“aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
“Seeing
𝐇𝐄𝐑
In my vision again. You’d be amazed what kind of shit a god sees while high.”
“Thank you for the help, Blue Spider Man.”
Give her some space, she’s used to dealing with the least subtle people alive
“Guys help, I don’t wanna be dragged into an analog horror video
No one can comprehend my voice.”
“No, I don’t want any of the downsides.
I smoke prop cigarettes.”
"Hostility? This is-"
Her eyes get so wide you cant even see the Yellow of them, just a massive black dot
"Shapes and colors and stars-"
She then flops forward and hits the ground hard.
“But you aren’t prepared for this.”
She throws a bag of some white powder on the ground and begins to cough…wait a minute, did she just drug them?!
@huntedsun.bsky.social
“IS THAT THE FUCKING SUN?!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”
“He’s not here ya know
Something about bird envy.”
“Oh no, she’s done well
I just wanna be an asshole.”
“Hey guys, how many bullets do you think I can dump into a fantasy chosen one before I get called by God HR?”
“…How in the fuck are you more greedy than the pig?”
She’s chucking a whole onion in her mouth.
“Hey there buddy.”
She’s cooking, that’s a good way to get a grease covered pan swung at you.
“Well guys, I did it
I created something to outperform Oppenheimer.”
OH GOD THERES A WHITE HOLE BEHIND HER
FC is human version of rye cookie from cookie run kingdom pinned art is by black grail PFP art is by @/beanaboopp
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒅 , 𓆊
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔ㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ⚰︎
Throwing a brick at @rainthebullets.bsky.social
“GET! GET! OUTTA MY BED!”
((I’m DMing what’s essentially WOD lite, with superpowered people.
Just waiting for responses on discord. I just got the Lancer stuff seperate