turbo granny's favorite titty

kitten surrounded by flames

the vibe today

it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol

The tattooed guy from "Memento" but it's all my passwords.

And this word:

This is really interesting because in Sierra Leonean Krio, we use the word “palaba” or “palava” to capture when someone is making a ruckus or trouble for others!!! I wonder if they’re related? 🧐

I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”.

It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.

I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.

Because—- *gestures at everything*

See wahala?!???

born to investigate the strange glow and loud hum in the woods, forced to observe it from an office building window

(what choice do I have)

I fully intend to make it to 38 without knowing what the hell is going on

it literally stands for Annihilation Impending. like who branded that?!

ok but when can we stop pretending AI is a good thing

your honor, do you think of me when we’re not together

I'm just here to contribute to the collective confusion

Do both so you can use the gym strength to hit them harder

Why hit the gym to relieve stress when you can just hit the people who cause the stress and avoid the gym altogether?

[walking into a restaurant]

Host: would you like a table?

Me: no, floor for four

I swear it’s not 1) hentai and not 2) furry porn!! It’s hilarious and odd and you should watch it wherever you can 🏴‍☠️

yeah yeah yeah happy new year and all’at but have y’all seen that #anime with the animal that dives into boobs every episode? #marginalservices

If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

not now, sweetie, daddy's having a tantrum on the internet

Have y’all seen the film American Fiction? I need someone to 40% gush about it with and 60% needle into its missed opportunities with!!

my clenched jaw is the only thing holding the universe together right now, you’re welcome or I’m sorry

“Whirligig” because sometimes…things really just spun me round and round, allowing me to revisit and recreate myself. Introducing old realizations in new packaging. Seemingly endless.

Push” because I put so much of my all into just about everything I did. Eager, earnest, sheer force of will. It was beautiful, glorious at times. But also was the creator of my ultimate crash and burn.

If I could title my twenties, it’d either be “Push” or “Whirligig”

ME: and the hell, is it fresh?

2025: oh yes, the freshest

AAVE or African American Vernacular English is absolutely a living and valid dialect with its own rules, structures, and pronunciations. And it *also* uses versions of these things incorrectly in standard American English. It’s okay and not disrespectful that both statements are true simultaneously!

Maybe my theme of next year is “finding the magic.” I definitely lost it at some point and I want it back.