iPhone voicemail/call streaming transcribes Choctaw Nation as “chuck tarnation” 🤣🤣🤣
iPhone voicemail/call streaming transcribes Choctaw Nation as “chuck tarnation” 🤣🤣🤣
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Saw a guy walk out of the liquor store & immediately drop his bottle, which shattered on the ground.
Seems like there’s a metaphor for life in there, somewhere….
Next day, got pulled over by police. Had no idea why cuz I hadn’t broken any laws.
Someone called in stating I was “swerving all over” & the passenger was waving a gun around.
I swerved ONCE, to avoid something in the road…& 🐧 had been vacuuming the vents with a handheld car vac, while I drove. 🤦🏻♀️
Mind you, I had my debit card in my hand & she’s checked us out weekly for months, and we’ve never used food stamps. But she looked at his brown skin & those items, did some presumptive math, and came up with the wrong answer.
Earlier this week, at the grocery store, the cashier was ringing up my items like normal—produce, dog biscuits, etc.—but, when 🐧 put some Mexican sodas on the belt, she looked from him to me, back to him, then looked me up & down and said “you can’t buy those with food stamps”.
Every member of Congress attending the State of the Union should take at least one Epstein/Trump survivor with them. Estimates suggest there may be over 1,000 victims.
Our salon does not do weird things with your hair trimmings after you leave. They just do the normal things with it.
If Trump isn't a racist, why did David Duke say he and Trump share the same message, why did the Klan endorse Trump, why does Trump spread racist stereotypes, why does Trump use a Klan slogan, and why has the Klan used Trump's name on their recruitment flyers?
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
It is not your fault that you were conditioned to believe that the truth can be poisonous or dangerous if spoken out loud.
That's an artifact of having been coerced into keeping secrets as the price of "safety."
Here’s the bottom line of the Epstein Files:
It is the fullest manifestation of PATRIARCHY!
Patriarchy teaches us that might makes right, and that those with most physical (or political) power have the absolute right to exert dominion over those weaker than them.
That is the fundamental essence
Earrings for when you’re feeling stabby…
ICE Detention Center Says It's Not Responsible for Staff's Sexual Abuse of Detainees
One of Trump’s FIRST ACTIONS in office last year was to cripple the Prison Rape Elimination Act. He claimed it was to stick it to trans women. It harms everybody behind bars but particularly women.
Many states have no laws making it illegal for staff to have sex with (rape) inmates
Dad called me “a productive mbr of society”, which is about as complimentary as he gets.
But couldn’t just stop there; had to add “so I must’ve done something right.”
Me: “wow. You were so close to being nice there for a second. But, yes…you’re right. Thank you for not murdering me as a child.” 🤦🏻♀️🤣
Walz: "Do you have no decency? We have someone dead in their car for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to be right about this, but I said if they do this they're gonna create a chaotic situation where someone innocent is gonna get killed. And they did it."
Similarly, enough of shrugging off abusive behavior with “they have a bad temper.” No. They are responsible for their behavior, just like the rest of us. In 2026, we’re not letting folks off the hook for harming others.
I’m so tired of people using the term “discipline” when what they really mean is punishment…& very often physical punishment/abuse.
We’re never going to make progress on the treatment of children if we continue to accept this sort of euphemistic glossing over of the truth.
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
“You attract the things you fear the most.”
ME: OMG I'm so scared of a free healthcare system
PROTIP: if you don’t want to stay up till midnight, choose a different country to celebrate New Year’s. It was just New Year’s in Greece, in an hour and a half it will be New Year’s in London. Watch the fireworks on YouTube, do a toast from bed an go to sleep early!
Trumpsters claiming they voted for his economic policies remind me of when men would claim they read Playboy for the articles.
Donald Trump has to be the most inept person in history when it comes to matching a liquid foundation to your skin tone.
Yes, you get to have romantic relationships. But, no, you don’t get to force that onto your child because you want to. It is not unreasonable to keep that part of your life separate from them, if that’s what they need to feel their life is stable.
If your child is struggling with your new relationship, help them work through that by being there, talking to them, going to therapy, etc. What is not ok is to move in new people & just expect them to deal with it. Your priority should be your minor child. Stop choosing your wants over them.
Keep seeing tons of posts abt how to force a child to change their mind about a parent’s partner and/or the partner’s kid. You DON’T.
Kids get to have their own feelings. If they don’t bond w/your partner, they don’t. They’re NOT obligated to. & kids absolutely SHLD have a say in who lives w/them.
“She didn’t start painting until she was 50”
It starts when you begin 💜