Red Right Hand by House of Beer
Irish Red Ale - 4.7% ABV
Dunedin, FL
11.03.2026 05:43
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Red Right Hand by House of Beer
Irish Red Ale - 4.7% ABV
Dunedin, FL
Well things have gotten much much much much stupider
I’m being bit my cat,,, why is bro beefing with me rn
I wish I could be nonchalant but I chalant too much
Watched a cement truck crush the safety cones I put back up after a bus knocked them over 🧎
"Coin used to pay for bus ticket in Leeds found to be 2,000 years old
The coin was given to a local bus driver decades ago and kept in a chest ever since"
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Oberdorfer*
Tmavá Spoku by Ology & House of Beer
Dark Czech-style Lager - 4% ABV
Tallahassee, FL / Dunedin, FL
Oberdofer Helles by Allgäuer Helles
Bavarian Helles - 5% ABV
Kempten (Allgäu), Bayern
one time a man told me he loved me because he thought I might like that
alright know what, new rule: you're not allowed to talk about the food you've made unless you bring me some and it's good
I don't need fun to have alcohol.
When one hole shuts another one opens, or however that saying goes.
huge fan of when cats look at you when you talk to them like "oh word? fascinating. do go on."
Ever Haze With Strawberry by Tripping Animals
Hazy IPA treated w/ Local FL Strawberries - 7% ABV
Doral, FL
Hikari by Woven Water
Japanese Rice Lager - 3.8% ABV
Tampa, FL
while my guitar gently [bleep!]s
sick of working, it’s time to start doing crimes for money
me: hello i would like to look at the website please
website: whoa there pardner! what’s your hurry! you still have to accept cookies!
me: ok. can i look now
website: you don’t want 10% off your first purchase?!
me: do i have to or
website: TOO SLOW! the page is reloading! due to your failures!
because a vision softly [bleep!]ing
left its seeds while i was [bleep!]ing
Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
cause i'm a [bleep!], i'm a weirdo
“It’s important to listen to your body”
My body: You want a 3rd iced coffee and a trip to the bookstore.
I have the hiccups
It was nice knowin’ y’all
Kinder Eggs mean there is a Kinder Cloaca somewhere
who up wishing they weren't up
alt text: the body of a generic brown acoustic guitar hangs on a wall with coral colored paint. the guitar has a contrasting dark brown bridge and a black pick guard. in the soundhole is a gold colored clock with black hands and black breguet arabic numerals for the hour markers
holy shit
tfw you have the sudden realization that a mutual has you on mute
it took 11 years, but i turned this old broken guitar into a clock hanging on my wall
