It was this album, for the 1.75 people curious. Totally beautiful and crushingly anxiety inducing, at least for me personally. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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It was this album, for the 1.75 people curious. Totally beautiful and crushingly anxiety inducing, at least for me personally. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
"Yes, we'll go with you, Bearer of Bad News" I said to my record collection while selecting the final cut for the night.
As the token cis straight man in the polycule, I am forever unclogging a bisexual girl's Dr Bronner's soap cap.
Yeah.....I know, Amazon. That's why I'm poly 😂
I told the dog there's a groundhog in Pennsylvania that I need him to hunt down and kill.
My conspiracy hot take is that stores are rapidly moving to cashless self checkout so they can ID and track you by your credit card, sell your data, and manipulate your future purchases.
Rick's brain been doing Rick's brain things.
Is there a Misterssauga
City?
You merely adopted the GALAXY LAMP; I was born in it, molded by it
Today is the Mondayest Friday.
It's New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve!
Stoned and in bed by 10 has been my holiday season survival strategy this year, and it has been lovely. Last night it paid off by way of being completely unaware (until this morning) of the blowout my brothers had. I love that for me.
ACAB includes The boys of the NYPD choir singing "Galway Bay"
Got stoned with my partner the other night and she says 'you've got a really cute big forehead." I said 'I'm glad you like it, cuz it's only gonna get bigger.'
The Creature From The Black Legume 💩💨
The seazy presshies coming in hot this year.
I don't know when they started putting ads in the Roku City scroll, but it's fucking up my high, harshing my mellow, and I hate it.
I swear to God if they start having campaign ads, I will commit irrevocable sins.
I heard an ad for a menopause med on the radio that used the instrumental from Nelly's "Hot in Here" as the music bed, and I just wanna give an A+ to everyone involved in that one.
"Seeking my partner in crime" - someone who has never committed a crime
She told me she didn't like vibey instrumental jams, so I locked her in the Khraungbin and I threw away the key!
Bugles should make corn chips large enough to fit on adult fingertips. They could call them Fluglecorns.
This thought is courtesy of the weed and caffeine induced dream I had last night. The $30 hot dog woke me up when my card declined.
If the armageddon came in the form of a giant fireball hitting the earth, we'd sell tickets, t shirts and all inclusive experiences to the rapidly expanding smoldering crater. Hot dogs would be $30.
If it's Sunday, it's Meat Depressed.
Government slutdown
Not tonight, Brain.... Dick has work to do.
I put a YouTube Music playlist called "Ethnic Funk" on shuffle, and the first song was Paul Simon 😂
Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake & Palmer?
The first half of this will sound very MRA, so there's that.
'Happy wife, happy life' is bullshit. You're both unhappy because you're both unhappy.
Here's the second half:
'Happy spouse, happy house.'
Do your part and give a shit.
You can lead a horse to the old town road, but you can't make him slay.
