Nick 🐑

He's definitely less clumsy with the specimens than Stede would be lol

Aww

Not to mention my massive boner for vampire Izzy

Now obviously fae Stede is up my alley

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I needed this reminder so maybe someone else does too:

Hugs

Why would you?

I have a sickfic up now. Soon I will post this pee one

I keep writing niche fetish Harvey/reader fics

My vision

a cat is standing on its hind legs on a white surface and looking up . Alt: a cat is standing and rotating

This in my head rn

Hehe yees

Thinking of Castiel's wacky wild bender. He drank the whole liquor store IIRC

Also on things that are literally Stede Bonnet to me

This is literally Stede Bonnet does anyone even care???

How evil are we talking?

I am in the same boat

LOOKING

Well if he did all that just for me

If I don't get it I'm self immolating

I did put in for one of yours! But I must admit my top pick was the gentlebeard bug one. I am literally the guy who takes care of insects and arachnids at a museum. I'm qualified

I need somebody to care about my Harvey fanfictions or I'll get very sad

Is this all there is?

Fuck off

No thigh high stockings for you baby Bonnet

Sending Stede to the psych ward

Stede genuinely has no idea what has elicited this behavior but he's ALWAYS down for a little treat to me

Well now I'm thinking about established stizzy with Izzy overhearing Stede calling himself fat and, later, wordlessly lavishing his tummy with love and feeding him many treats

I see!

He's the worst 🥰