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Laura Jane Grace do you fuck with lawyers who play Magic: the Gathering

Just remembered The Hold Steady exists. Good band!

Bonus points if you do the Kermit voice

Latest running bit around the household is singing the first few lines of “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” to the tune of the first few lines of the Muppet Show theme song.

Big stomach, don’t shame my boy’s stretch marks

Tonight’s dastardly combo

Wonder Man has me excited for the future of the MCU

As Strixhaven spoilers begin rolling out, remember that I am staunchly anti-Orzhov (organized religion + debt collectors) but I LOVE Silverquill (lawyers + theater), please don’t unpack this.

No.

Went to a pretty cool museum exhibit today

I love having reasons to live

Absolutely foul combo on the board tonight

The Leftovers, hands down

It’s still gonna be a great day when It happens but even if someone expedited It happening by Doing Something I don’t think anything would change much.

rhea seehorn universes beyond when

a man is jumping through a basketball hoop in a snowy area ALT: a man is jumping through a basketball hoop in a snowy area

Whispering “fraud watch” to myself every time I whiff with Magneto’s ult

Setting these aside and manifesting Matt Murdock (Azorius)/Daredevil (Boros) as a double-sided Jeskai commander in the upcoming Marvel set

Trying something new 🐊

My favorite cards in the Universes Beyond sets are the bonus sheet cards where they reprint already-existing cards with UB flavor. Crossing my fingers we get 👇🏻these👇🏻 reprints in the Marvel set!

Laundry bag cat

Happy Mission Report day to all who celebrate

It doesn’t happen very often while I’m playing Duelist, but when it does it feels gooood

Playing a Commander deck with my partner’s favorite Universes Beyond character in the command zone like a knight wearing his maiden’s token during a jousting match.

Life on easy mode: my partner’s “type” is exhausted-looking middle-aged men who love their cat

Tall

The lion does not concern himself with a 9% crit rate.

Unfortunately, the Avatar set is very very fun to play in limited.

(Shoutout to this little dude who CARRIED my Golgari Earthbending aggro deck)

Kasumi, the GOAT