Jill Hopkins

Big Pun overcorrected

So, you know the song “Sympathy for the Devil”?

That’s just Elon Musk, right?

This is your sign to cast me as Judas, someone out there.

Post haste.

a man with glasses and a gray beard is sitting in a chair in a room . Alt: a man with glasses and a gray beard is sitting in a chair in a room, Its Arsenii Hall as an old man in Coming to America

His mama named him The Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him The Gulf of Mexico.

“It was terrible. I couldn’t understand a word Kendrick was saying.”

said people who watch Peaky Blinders with zero issue.

Omg his chain.

It’s a lower case A.

It’s A (minor).

Get away from Pete Davidson, Kevin Costner!
You’re too old for him!

Ollie the dog. Smiling outside. One eye, no cares.

The Puppy Bowl sometimes reminds me that I didn’t know my dog when he was a puppy.

It’s probably for the best. If I’d known this guy when he was a baby, I would have given up living outside of the house for the rest of time.

Throwback to this nugget of truth. New Edition for life!

I love you, Ralph Tresvant!

Exterior of the Wrigleyville Raising Caine restaurant with five inexplicable disco balls inside.

They aren’t doing a damn thing inside of this Raising Caine’s that requires five disco balls.

Somebody somewhere is as upset about Alicia Keys wearing makeup again as those dudes were when Bob Dylan went electric.

DAMMIT BEYONCÉ CAN’T NOBODY AFFORD THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

Fun that Earth Wind & Fire and the Black Crowes are back to back on this Fire Aid concert.
I saw Verdine White and Chris Robinson on the same day at LAX once. I was so amazingly hungover.

I thought “oh, there’s no way it’s that.”
But I forgot how cruel they are over there.

Whoever made the Connections puzzle today, your mother.

Chicago backyard and wooden deck. A smattering of snow in the gap between where the sun makes itself known.

Your yard and my yard are experiencing different melting conditions.
We haven’t had but one shovel day over here, and even that was an easy one.
Sorry the sun isn’t doing right by you.

It was filled with something, but it sure wasn’t faith.

This pic has more snow in it than Chicago does now.
We’ve gotten about 3” all winter.

Aren’t they just the best?🥰

I have an Ollie too! He loves boneless bones as well.

And Trump is from New York 🤷🏾‍♀️
Not exactly tropical.

Okay. Let’s figure out some stuff, I guess.

So when do we fight her?

The end of every Bears game this season has been just so hilarious, one way or the other.

Fair enough. No one likes being a Sweaty Betty!

They have a free coat check! News you can use for next time!

This dude on ABC7 just asked if his Co-Host wanted to announce that she was pregnant immediately before pressuring her into doing several shots in a row on live TV.

Happy Gross Year.

🎶look at that hooOOrse🎶