Paul from Leafville

The Highlander

Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen

Going to spend the day focused on manifesting my dreams!
(Last night I dreamt that I was eating an ice cream sandwich)

You need to get a motorcycle with a sidecar now. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Me: I'm a patron of the farts

GF: did you say arts or farts?

Me: ...

GF: <sigh>

I'm stress eating biscotti and Nutella

I loved the cameo by Jason Mewes a few weeks ago

Cowan + 1st for Buzz Flibbet. Who says no?

Tumeric Moranis

You are my constant reminder that most Albertans are sane and good

We choose Canada.

The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.

Dibert creator Scott Adams is dead. So what's everyone having for lunch today?

It's a beautiful jersey. Unfortunate that Quebec City isn't big enough to support a modern NHL team.

how do I know if i'm in the wrong timeline

The “How Many Sieg Heils Can I Get Away With” Challenge

I have been inspired to write an animated feature about a Rhino and his Dik-Dik pal going on adventures together

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

This is a test for Democrats right now.

If you really want to grab the mantle of leadership and emerge as a frontrunner, you have to speak out forcefully and against ICE...

Right now.

No centrist mealy-mouthed bullshit.

You would spell better if you read more. 😉

I also remember when we couldn't ask El Salvador to put a guy we illegally deported there back on a plane to the US because that would violate their national sovereignty

Talking with people at a holiday gathering here in Toronto last night, and when it came up, most of us nodded that we likely won’t ever visit the United States again.

It’s a weird feeling, and weird to acknowledge in a group.

Wanna talk about building a space elevator?

might watch this video 100 times before the day is over

10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.

Season 6 / Episode 23

"The garage?
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."

"What do you call it?"

"A car hole."

The only thing PP likes to listen to is the sound of his own voice