sorry if my train of thought wasn’t clear — this will make judges way less likely to let people out on their own recognizance or affordable bonds, so jails will fill up and that will justify the sheriffs (who run the jails) asking for more taxpayer money
god I hope his surgeons don’t believe in washing their hands or masking and that they bathe in raw milk before doing this
lol gotta keep those tax payer dollars going to the jails and sheriffs no matter what
what
This might be the greatest lede I've ever seen
Scoop: DHS ousted multiple privacy officers at CBP after they questioned orders to purposely mislabel records about government surveillance to prevent their release under FOIA.
this is so irrational of me but I’m lowkey offended when politicians know about celebrities or discourse. shouldn’t you be trying to get us healthcare or out of a war. why are you liking a shitpost about Timothy Chalamet looking like literally any dude at a Nebraska gas station
and their favorite pet, God
god I hate men
You look exactly like someone who will be asking AI how to fuck his own wife so if that’s what you’re going for congrats you’re nailing it
What do you call the voice beyond passive voice?
Lawyers must build law firms that PE will not.
1. Get fired from Comcast for sexual harassment
2. Get hired by Larry Ellison's Paramount
3. Immediately get mired in an investigation over leaking inside information to a media manipulator who seeded favorable stories in the press
4. Get sued by that same media manipulator for failing to pay
bold to think any of the cretins at the @nytimes.com will ever have the sense or morals to be ashamed of themselves. sewer rats.
Nbd it's just "silent" ("14.9 decibels at a distance of one kilometer") drones trained in America's War Test Kitchen on little Palestinian kids and their families
yeah they've been doing this since i was a kid. i remember on the evening news, "the fleecing of america" decades ago
I’m just riffing I don’t know anything except about dumbass men (and a little about Trump but he was way more lucid back when I dealt with him)
Here’s what will happen with the Iran war. Trump will see his disapproval rating for it, tell his generals to cancel it, get mad that Iran doesn’t stop overnight, and our bases will continue getting pummeled bc anytime the generals brief him he will get mad that they’re still talking about this
I don’t believe that unfortunately and can’t make myself believe it 😅 I was happier when I did believe it that’s for sure
Asking who is better is a question so dumb it's nearly suicidal. Who is better at being human? We are. If it could be shown someone would be a "better" parent to your child, would you think your child should be taken away? I am better at being me than AI, every time.
so will we and so will their victims and that’s what enrages me lol
A high-powered Chicago law firm announced a plan Monday to push for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate and potentially charge the agents who carried out Operation Midway Blitz.
@sophiesherry.bsky.social reports: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...
I used to do this with men I dated who fatally annoyed me and I knew we were done
At his 8 jobs he holds bc his boss is senile and keeps appointing him to everything
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him
I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
Walking away from Omelas like
the Indian lady at the produce store saw my мартеница pinned into my belt loop and asked what it was and we had a lovely conversation about Bulgaria
just type type click clicking thru world war 3 as the dystopia foretold 😭
Johnson: I think what we are learning from the Epstein files was a well-coordinated act of treason. If you think about how they use blackmail to get policymakers to act outside of the best interests of this nation and our Constitution, that’s treason.
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
