Happy Pride Month everyone! π³οΈβπ
Happy Pride Month everyone! π³οΈβπ
Laundry day at a copβs house
Men are pretty easy to figure out if you ask me.
Donβt forget to get a Real ID because like the Bible says, no one can buy or sell without the mark of the beast. π€π»
Did you know ChatGPT can draw a cartoon for you?
Lot of disgruntled people around this guy, I noticed
βCuz weβre all stoned and itβs Easter
Merry Christmas everybody ππ π»
Outrageous tbh. The US government is flat out DISAPPEARING people that donβt look right to them. No charges. No judges or court. no hearing. no due process. Nothing. Wonβt even release names to the public.
Shameful.
Whoβs next? Whatβs to stop the next president after Trump? This shit HAS to stop
If youβre white and wiped your shit on the Capitol walls, youβre Trumpβs hero. If youβre white and swindled $10βs of millions Trump will pardon you if you pay him. If youβre a (white) racist drunk, welcome to the Cabinet! But if youβre brown, legal, and have a tattooβ¦ www.latimes.com/world-nation...
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Scintillating behind-the-scenes text exchange between me and the director of #TPIR
U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrantsβ social media for antisemitism - NPR
They should monitor their own #Maga supporters X posts and podcasts for antisemitism while theyβre criticizing the mote in other peopleβs eyes. Just saying.
My dick is so big DOGE wants to cut it in half
#BigDickJokes
This is legit. Please help if you can. Thanks π
gofund.me/908bc761
Soβ¦ Kari Lake is a liar, sez the WSJ. Iβm shocked. Shocked I tell you. (And sheβs incompetent too. Another shocker.)
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We might as well have a KGB agent as president.
AND wanting to add over 2 TRILLION to the debt so they can give tax cuts to the ultra wealthy. So fuck all their talk about wanting to be fiscally responsible. They openly donβt give a FUCK about you our allies, or the future of our country. Theyβre out to destroy it.
Itβs a sad day.
Weβve completely abandoned an ally and sided w Russia. Trump is acting like a Russian agent. Putinβs puppet. He and Musk are a national security nightmare. Who know what info they are wittingly or unwittingly passing on to our enemies.
All while fucking over the most vulnerable of us.
I know. A celebrity w a political opinion who cares? But I need to tell my fans and friends where I stand right now.
I was so sad and angry yesterday watching Trump and JD burn a century of American good will yesterday. Who will trust our word anymore? And why would they?
Let me guess. Herd immunity! Let enough chickens die until all the survivors are immune:
Or⦠it will all go away magically. Or⦠inject all the chickens with bleach.
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