it’s my birthday and unfortunately it’s incredibly easy for people in my life to troll me
10.03.2026 20:58
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it’s my birthday and unfortunately it’s incredibly easy for people in my life to troll me
Vancouver City Coun. Sean Orr is suing Mayor Ken Sim for defamation over comments in which he accused Orr of distributing illegal drugs.
Wow!
“$12.89 million raised. Zero seats won. The PPC isn’t a party, it’s a grift
Maxime Bernier’s PPC spends big, but mostly on itself. The numbers don’t lie.”
#bcpoli #cdnpoli
freddelorey.substack.com/p/1289-milli...
Standing offer to Pierre Poilievre to come on my podcast and answer questions about my new line of virility-enhancing nasal sprays
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
They spent your tax money on killing children. I think it's worth us spending our tax money prosecuting and punishing them all. No one will argue against it. It is a popular stance. Don't be a pussy. Stand up for those girls who were killed in our name.
IMPORTANT & BREAKING: Iran's IRGC says any Arab or European country that expels the ambassadors of Israel and the United States from its territory will, starting tomorrow, have full authority and freedom to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
Israel looks to be establishing a buffer zone in southern Lebanon akin to the one created by the “Yellow Line” that has divided the devastated Gaza Strip in two, a Lebanese cabinet minister says.
www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...
Dear my delightful tweeps, some news! So after 30 years of City Hall and urban-issues stories that you all know, I'm doing something completely different — I’ve decided to run for a City Council nomination with @onecityvan.bsky.social and hopefully run on their slate this October.
Nepo ayatollah.
Atlantic cover story: Will Iran Be Next? Iran wants nukes. A Pentagon-style war game shows why military strikes would invite disaster. By James Fallows
Time is a flat circle.
(Cover of the Atlantic, 21+ years ago.)
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
Oh, I'm cool with it, actually. What better anti-war message could there be than "Tony Blair thinks this is a good idea"?
This is insane.
Blair is the last person who should be piping up.
Iqalutsiavak (Beautiful Fish)
Kenojuak Ashevak ~ Inuk
2005
Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.
Rule 1….
You looking for somebody that don’t purchase the cheap paint
In other words he got some money
Atomic Empire
“Where can i find a good man”
It makes me not want to buy Ray-Bans of any kind at all.
I bring an "I only listen to sad music" vibe to karaoke that the audience doesn't really like
The default assumption at this point has to be "the DHS is lying"
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
The nation’s dogs celebrate Kristi Noem getting fired.
this dog, seriously
Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.
Israel just embracing the pariah moniker now huh
Me: apologizing for apologizing for apologizing
That senator from Montana: oh, you’re a veteran? Let me break your arm.
Disgusting country 🤮
