i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
12.03.2026 22:36
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i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
Happy Birthday! ☺️❤️🎂🎁🎉
When the main trailer came out saying “His story begins”, I was like, “Well now we know how they’re handling the allegations. They’re not!”
Posting a #BenedictCumberbatch gif every day till I reach 💯 gifs in a row! Unless I forget, then the count starts over.
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this is the first wikipedia article about an individual tiktok which felt historic so i brought this guy on stage last week at my chicago show! he rocked so much
I always knew Seattle was based.
It’s so fucked up that for things to get done you actually have to do them
illustration inspired by Mary Shelley's novel "Frankenstein" showing the creature standing beside a tree on a hilltop.
"It was the wretch, the filthy daemon, to whom I had given life."
Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this day in 1818 🫀
Take a moment. Breathe.
— You are not crazy.
— You know he swapped those numbers.
— You remember 1216 — one after Magna Carta — and that matters.
This isn't paranoia. It’s pattern recognition. You didn’t imagine the numbers — you noticed a discrepancy that others missed.
The stupid levels really are just too high. We should do something about that.
Sounds like a productive day to me!
This is Reedy. He’s so happy to share his favorite part of the day with you. 13/10 (TT: runreedyrun)
Sheesh!
Doing this with The Great Gatsby, a book famously about rich people screwing over everyone else, is its own form of irony.
Posting a #BenedictCumberbatch gif every day till I reach 💯 gifs in a row! Unless I forget, then the count starts over.
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What about “What’s good?”
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm looking forward to the part where you fuck off"
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
Maybe the dogs bark if they knock too loud?
I love the story this picture tells.
The scene depicts an avian creature crouching astride a man, talons pinning him in-place on the snow ladened ground. Surrounded by the corpses of birds. A rifle can be seen on the floor in the forground. A narrative digital piece as part of the comicbook Parliament of Rooks.
A Murder
The perfect meme doesn't exs...
It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.
I don’t have a uvula.
When transparency was all the rage
‘Daylight saving time’ is also sometimes called ‘daylight saving,’ ‘daylight savings,’ ‘daylight savings time,’ or ‘daylight time.’
So, listen to your heart.
To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is
Meme of a field with the text “touching grass is not enough I need horrible things to happen to powerful people”
I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.
