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Maybe AJ Storr helping the Johnnies one last time? #sjubb

Jenn and I used to stroll Andie around our DC neighborhood and she’d be the only baby wailing out there.

Not because she was so much more fussy than the average baby.

But because crying babies don’t get taken out for strolls as much!

(Parental) self selection.

Refs are just making it up in this game #sjubb

are you fucking serious

Alright who’s submitting the FOIA on this one?

Keep it super simple and ask for the bare minimum. Maybe an email or 2?

Expedited too since it’s news worthy.

Not “all records” people.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

The GOP is aggressively becoming more Nazi every day, literally sharing talking points, conspiracy theories, and supporting people who love Hitler, but we keep treating them like a normal party, and you have some Democrats who still preach civility and bipartisanship.

Amazing.

Yes! 🙌

At this point, I think that the people making the “it’s all gonna be fine” argument really need to be the ones with the burden of proof, like, we’ve made our case that the oil will be shut in and that’s catastrophic (and Iran is still shutting the oil in), so like, prove why it doesn’t matter

Just paid 5.29 a gallon today in Philly.

First purchase this fall was under $4

Beginning of February was $4.39.

Israel says nearly 2,750 people injured in Iranian attacks since war outbreak Health Ministry says 85 people still hospitalized, including 11 in serious condition - Anadolu Ajansı

You can get 5 years jail for sharing updates about how much Israel is getting hit by Iranian strikes

But I don’t live there and don’t plan on ever speaking to anyone from there or buy its products so here

Israel is wearing some heavy hits
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Preach!!

Last I saw you could make 20+ percent betting the government won’t confirm the existence of aliens this year.

Maybe that’s changed but another market beating strategy at the time …

I think quite a bit about how much money I have left on the table not betting against the many suckers who seem to believe in a Trump who does not exist.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

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Elites Aren't Much Savvier Than MAGA They're both easy marks for Donald Trump.

The economist Alan Cole recently became a folk hero for betting his life savings that DOGE would fail, and winning. But it turns out the Musk and Trump loyalists he took to the cleaners are only slightly more gullible than political, financial, and media elites. www.offmessage.net/p/elites-mag...

I blow my nose from two rooms away and it gets picked up on Jenn’s teams meeting 🤧

Just remembering that a couple times in elementary school when I was sick and didn’t go to school …

My dad brought me and sat me in the back of his junior or senior classroom in the same school!

Maybe that’s why those NY regents exams were a breeze 🤣

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

This is my life now.

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What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

Doing my best

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Devon is 18 weeks and now wakes up almost once an hour over night.

She’s slightly under the weather this week but we’re going to sleep train her once she’s feeling better.

Just so sorry Bravo/MTV won’t be here to film it and crash the birth rate 🤣

Actually it’s just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.

Almost feels like the Iranians are directly responding to US news and media and markets with this - as if they saw the conspicuous underreaction too and thought “no, we need to demonstrate how easy this is for us”

How many more dumb policy moves is Elisabeth Warren gonna have to make before people realize she’s not actually a particularly good policy wonk (and senate brain has gotten her bad)

They’re asking for a fun fact but I’ve intentionally lived a life devoid of fun facts

Guests upstate at the Villa Roma all hanging their Italian flags out the windows of their hotel rooms.

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

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1. He’s helping Iran target your troops

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